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04-01-2014, 10:07 AM
Re: Sex and an omniscient God
Gods a virgin obviously, he has no wife and would NEVER break his own rules. That's why the holy spirit had to do the dirty work.

He's not like Zeus Swan diving to Earth every time he sees a pretty girl bathing.

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13-01-2014, 02:44 PM
RE: Sex and an omniscient God
No sex, no masturbation... I bet God's going round with a permanent boner.

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14-01-2014, 04:56 AM (This post was last modified: 16-01-2014 11:09 PM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Sex and an omniscient God
(13-01-2014 02:44 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  No sex, no masturbation... I bet God's going round with a permanent boner.

Why, but why would god have a penis? Unless there is another she-god and even the deities need to recombine their genes through sexual reproduction, what is the point of having a gender or sex organs? Likewise, how much sense does it make for a god to exists in our image? How utterly useless are a set of forward focusing eyes with a set focal length only good for perceiving the light spectrum of radiation to a being with omniscience? Consider


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15-01-2014, 04:43 PM
RE: Sex and an omniscient God
(04-01-2014 08:52 AM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  God is supposed to be free from all "negative" human emotion. Well if that's so how is he omniscient? What about lust and sexual desire? If we are made gods image but he knows nothing about human sexuality how can we be of his image? How can he in turn know everything there is to know about the human condition? He cannot even understand our need to procreate/pleasure ourselves. This question is mostly aimed at Christians.

He was a human(mortal) once. He knows everything.

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16-01-2014, 11:10 PM
RE: Sex and an omniscient God
(15-01-2014 04:43 PM)Alla Wrote:  He was a human(mortal) once. He knows everything.


So which came first? Your god, who was once a man? Or the god who created him in that image? And who created that god, who created that one, who created that one, ad infinitum.

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16-01-2014, 11:25 PM
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I seriously hope his omniscience works like a mindpalace. Because if not, he'd probably be watching porn 24/7...

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17-01-2014, 01:52 PM
RE: Sex and an omniscient God
(16-01-2014 11:10 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(15-01-2014 04:43 PM)Alla Wrote:  He was a human(mortal) once. He knows everything.


So which came first? Your god, who was once a man? Or the god who created him in that image? And who created that god, who created that one, who created that one, ad infinitum.
First He(God Jehovah) was created by His God and His Father. Then He created this Earth. Then He became a Man here on Earth and had life experience. Then He died. Then He was resurrected then He returned back to His Father and His God.

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18-01-2014, 02:02 AM
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(17-01-2014 01:52 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(16-01-2014 11:10 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  So which came first? Your god, who was once a man? Or the god who created him in that image? And who created that god, who created that one, who created that one, ad infinitum.
First He(God Jehovah) was created by His God and His Father. Then He created this Earth. Then He became a Man here on Earth and had life experience. Then He died. Then He was resurrected then He returned back to His Father and His God.

You're missing the point here Alla. Who created Jehovha's father? Who created the thing that created that?

Seriously, have you never noticed the infinite regress problem that your theology invites? Consider

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18-01-2014, 09:45 AM
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(18-01-2014 02:02 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  You're missing the point here Alla. Who created Jehovha's father? Who created the thing that created that?
that is a good question. Jehovah didn't tell us who His Father's father is. But I believe that one day I will know. It doesn't matter for me right now who are all Yahweh's ancestors.

(18-01-2014 02:02 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Seriously, have you never noticed the infinite regress problem that your theology invites? Consider
I don't see any problem because I don't understand infinity yet. I don't understand eternity either. I am not too informed about all this yet. I can only try my best to comprehend what infinity or eternity is.
I believe that there is no first god and it will be no last God.
It makes more sense to me then there was god who never was created by anybody or anything. And absolute beginning of everything or absolute end of everything doesn't make any sense to me.

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20-01-2014, 12:14 AM
RE: Sex and an omniscient God
(18-01-2014 09:45 AM)Alla Wrote:  
(18-01-2014 02:02 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  You're missing the point here Alla. Who created Jehovha's father? Who created the thing that created that?
that is a good question. Jehovah didn't tell us who His Father's father is. But I believe that one day I will know. It doesn't matter for me right now who are all Yahweh's ancestors.

(18-01-2014 02:02 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Seriously, have you never noticed the infinite regress problem that your theology invites? Consider
I don't see any problem because I don't understand infinity yet. I don't understand eternity either. I am not too informed about all this yet. I can only try my best to comprehend what infinity or eternity is.
I believe that there is no first god and it will be no last God.
It makes more sense to me then there was god who never was created by anybody or anything. And absolute beginning of everything or absolute end of everything doesn't make any sense to me.

Then why not save yourself a few steps and just assume the universe has always existed without any gods? Weeping

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