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26-08-2014, 06:44 PM
Sex in heaven?
So is there sex in heaven? Of course, heaven is an imaginary place like never-never land but is there sex in heaven? If you're there for eternity, which is a fuckingly long time, what else is there to do......knit? Just hang out with god? If there's no sex in heaven then it must be hell.

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26-08-2014, 06:49 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
I was told; when I was a fundie, that you would have glorified bodies without the need for sex.

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26-08-2014, 06:56 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
Why the 72 virgins if no sex?
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26-08-2014, 07:02 PM
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(26-08-2014 06:49 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  I was told; when I was a fundie, that you would have glorified bodies without the need for sex.

LAME!! Lol

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26-08-2014, 07:03 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(26-08-2014 06:49 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  I was told; when I was a fundie, that you would have glorified bodies without the need for sex.

No need for sex!??! Ladies and gentleman, proof positive that heaven doesn't exist, there is no need for sex. What a sham.

And what the hell is a "glorified body"?

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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26-08-2014, 07:04 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(26-08-2014 07:03 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(26-08-2014 06:49 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  I was told; when I was a fundie, that you would have glorified bodies without the need for sex.

No need for sex!??! Ladies and gentleman, proof positive that heaven doesn't exist, there is no need for sex. What a sham.

And what the hell is a "glorified body"?

A lame body apparently Dodgy

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26-08-2014, 07:08 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
There's no 'need' for chocolate, alcohol or sport . Doesn't mean that we don't enjoy them...


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26-08-2014, 07:14 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
Sounds like the most boring ppl will be in heaven. I don't want to have sex with a bunch of boring, straight laced religious men. Yuck!

If heaven exists, I mean. Big Grin

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26-08-2014, 07:17 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(26-08-2014 07:08 PM)CiderThinker Wrote:  There's no 'need' for chocolate, alcohol or sport . Doesn't mean that we don't enjoy them...


Damn, I forgot. We're supposed to have sex only for procreation. Be fruitful and multiply and all that rot so no "need" for sex in heaven. I must say, this is a verrrry disappointing aspect of heaven. It sucks the big one.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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26-08-2014, 07:18 PM
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(26-08-2014 07:17 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(26-08-2014 07:08 PM)CiderThinker Wrote:  There's no 'need' for chocolate, alcohol or sport . Doesn't mean that we don't enjoy them...


Damn, I forgot. We're supposed to have sex only for procreation. Be fruitful and multiply and all that rot so no "need" for sex in heaven. I must say, this is a verrrry disappointing aspect of heaven. It sucks the big one.

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