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26-08-2014, 07:28 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(26-08-2014 07:18 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(26-08-2014 07:17 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Damn, I forgot. We're supposed to have sex only for procreation. Be fruitful and multiply and all that rot so no "need" for sex in heaven. I must say, this is a verrrry disappointing aspect of heaven. It sucks the big one.

I think we've now determined this is not the case Drinking Beverage Laugh out load

Then it doesn't blow, either, huh? Sadcryface
Fuck heaven... wait! You can't even do that! Weeping

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26-08-2014, 07:40 PM
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Why does religion have such a problem with sex?

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26-08-2014, 07:44 PM
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What is Rick Santorum going to do if he can't tell everybody what not to do? Gasp

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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26-08-2014, 08:35 PM
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I had to look this up to see what the fundies thought, it's been a long time since I was in a church. Apparently, I was right according to Randy Alcorn this is just weird, he describes some sort of non-sex polygamous marriage between his wife, him and Jesus. Yuck!!
There's only going to be mmf, no ffm. Angry

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26-08-2014, 08:52 PM
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No sex?! No chocolate?! No fun?! Please send me to hell, please. Or just leave me hear, close enough to hell sometimes, at least you have sex and chocolate Smile

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26-08-2014, 09:04 PM
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(26-08-2014 07:40 PM)Sam Wrote:  Why does religion have such a problem with sex?

Probably something to do with our behavioral adaptation towards monogamy. In many cultures, especially the west, a lack of sexual restraint was seen as uncivilized.
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26-08-2014, 09:08 PM
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What?! No DP with me, Jesus and my husband? That's outrageous! I'm going to hell for the orgy. When we die, y'all can find me in the second circle - enjoying "blowing back and forth". Angel

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26-08-2014, 09:15 PM
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(26-08-2014 09:08 PM)Nurse Wrote:  What?! No DP with me, Jesus and my husband? That's outrageous! I'm going to hell for the orgy. When we die, y'all can find me in the second circle - enjoying "blowing back and forth". Angel

Laugh out load damnit, you beat me to it!! I was going to insist on a Jesus three way for sure!! Laugh out load

Edit: fun fact -two guys, one woman.. Devil's three way. No wonder it's not allowed in heaven No

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26-08-2014, 09:16 PM
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I'm changing my name to Jesus tomorrow!
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27-08-2014, 12:13 AM
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Fuck you kid, Heaven sounds boring as shit...

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