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30-08-2014, 01:18 AM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(29-08-2014 10:18 PM)Res Publica Wrote:  Here in Hell we got succubi. Every district of Pandæmonium is a red light district, except you don't even have to pay.

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But then it turns out it's really there for this...

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Making Hitler suffer for all eternity, with an ever increasing pineapple colonoscopy. Rolleyes

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30-08-2014, 10:08 AM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(29-08-2014 09:46 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(29-08-2014 09:32 PM)Flowergurl Wrote:  Hahaha oh, my old pastor used to say that we would have glorified bodies, there would be no such thing as being a male or a female, and we would spend all of our time glorifying and serving God. It sounds a little bit like hell to me.

No men or women??? But then how would we know who to oppress??

Next you're going to tell me that these glorified bodies won't have a race linked to them to help us discriminate either. Oh, the horror!!! Weeping

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Religious people always talk about seeing their loved ones in heaven, so if you don't have a physical body and you are devoid of any sensations and your mind is numb except for loving god .........um........how do you even know if a loved one is in heaven? What if the loved one, like your beloved sweet grandmother, is roasting in hell. If all you are aware of in heaven is loving god and god loving you why concern yourself with whether others get to heaven too when you won't be aware of them. It's all so utterly ridiculous and illusionary. Dumb- dumb-de-dumb.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-08-2014, 12:49 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
I've already been to heaven and I can tell you there is sex in heaven.

Because sex is heaven. Smile

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30-08-2014, 12:54 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(30-08-2014 12:49 PM)Impulse Wrote:  I've already been to heaven and I can tell you there is sex in heaven.

Because sex is heaven. Smile


Is anal sex freely practiced in heaven?
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30-08-2014, 01:38 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(30-08-2014 12:54 PM)Paul Linfor Wrote:  
(30-08-2014 12:49 PM)Impulse Wrote:  I've already been to heaven and I can tell you there is sex in heaven.

Because sex is heaven. Smile


Is anal sex freely practiced in heaven?

Jesusfuckingchrist, yes it is.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-08-2014, 01:38 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(30-08-2014 12:54 PM)Paul Linfor Wrote:  Is anal sex freely practiced in heaven?
That depends on who is in heaven with you.

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30-08-2014, 11:39 PM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(30-08-2014 01:38 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(30-08-2014 12:54 PM)Paul Linfor Wrote:  Is anal sex freely practiced in heaven?

Jesusfuckingchrist, yes it is.

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31-08-2014, 09:41 AM
RE: Sex in heaven?
(30-08-2014 11:39 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(30-08-2014 01:38 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Jesusfuckingchrist, yes it is.

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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