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04-08-2015, 11:32 AM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 09:28 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  A "gag gift"??

Uh....

I think you're using it wrong..

Wink

Not necessarily.

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04-08-2015, 11:46 AM
RE: Sex toy theft
I would just muse outloud if you cleaned it after the last time you used it.

They would have dropped it super fast.


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04-08-2015, 11:50 AM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 11:46 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I would just muse outloud if you cleaned it after the last time you used it.

They would have dropped it super fast.

This.
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04-08-2015, 11:53 AM
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plaster on a straight face and say..."you know, that was buried in my ass right?"

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04-08-2015, 11:58 AM
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"Why you teasing mom with that? I borrowed it from her."
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04-08-2015, 12:29 PM
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(04-08-2015 08:55 AM)jerseygirlar Wrote:  I'm 23 and I've talked about my younger sisters on here before, but this time I really need to vent. My younger sisters who are 21 and 19 went into my room and took out a sex toy. Censored The toy had been a gag gift from a friend. So first of all they went into my bedroom. The toy was located in a private area which means they were in that too. Than they preceded to take it out and chase my mother around the house with it. No I don't understand how two college students can be so immature. And they clearly have no respect for my privacy because they went somewhere so private, took something so private, and than made a huge joke about it and let my mother know i had this thing which really wasn't information I wanted her to know.
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04-08-2015, 12:46 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 11:15 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(04-08-2015 10:39 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  While I would be annoyed they went in your room and went through your stuff I wouldn't be embarrassed about the toy. It's no big deal. Just a toy. Everyone and their mother has one. Lol.

I think this is a really healthy attitude to have toward sex. I just know if my conservative Catholic mother found a sex toy in my room while I was still living under her roof, she would have lost her mind Hobo

I guess one of the benefits of growing up with a Wiccan mom. Sex is not really a big deal lol
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04-08-2015, 12:57 PM
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It will be a funny story one day. It's embarrassing now, hopefully it won't always be...

From a party, huh? I had fun shopping for crazy toys for my cousin's bachelorette party Tongue Not sure if she's been adventurous enough to use the anal beads or not - but it sure as hell was funny watching her pull it out of the bag. It was part of a game - we asked the groom questions about himself, and my prima had to answer them. Right answers got her beauty items from Sephora, wrong answers were things like gay military porn (he's a Marine), nipple clamps, flavored lube, some sorta balls you're supposed to leave in your vag...



In June when I was pulling out drawers of my bedroom furniture, Dad was helping me. He was pulling stuff out quickly and tossing it in a box - aaaaand I registered it a few seconds too late which drawer he was going for next. Didn't phase him a bit...my vibrator got tossed in the box with everything else. Either he didn't give two shits or didn't realize what he was tossing. Blush

But that's not the first time my parents have run across that - they were helping move my bedroom furniture and drawers back into place after painting the walls while we were at work - ummmm yeh - we didn't use fuzzy handcuffs... Mom's drunk ass decided to tell me, my aunt and my cousin about seeing it - she quoted Dad "well at least they're having fun."


Oh - and a few weeks ago my other aunt said to me, "I was single for a long time. Get you some good toys so you don't end up in bed with the wrong guys. A girl's got needs."


So yeh. I'm with Hobbitgirl and Jennybee. No need to be embarrassed. Sex and masturbation - natural, healthy, normal...and no big deal.

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04-08-2015, 01:03 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 11:32 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  
(04-08-2015 09:28 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  A "gag gift"??

Uh....

I think you're using it wrong..

Wink

Not necessarily.

Laugh out load

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04-08-2015, 03:20 PM
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Reminds me of the time I went to a Pure Romance party and ended up in a game where you pass a 12 inch dido between your knees to the next person, that person being my sister.


Ah, the good ol days.
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