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04-08-2015, 03:23 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 03:20 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Reminds me of the time I went to a Pure Romance party and ended up in a game where you pass a 12 inch dido between your knees to the next person, that person being my sister.


Ah, the good ol days.

I was the one on your right.

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04-08-2015, 03:25 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 03:23 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  
(04-08-2015 03:20 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Reminds me of the time I went to a Pure Romance party and ended up in a game where you pass a 12 inch dido between your knees to the next person, that person being my sister.


Ah, the good ol days.

I was the one on your right.

Oh yeah? Sweet. Sorry I beat you all at that gsme. The prizes I won work great!
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04-08-2015, 03:28 PM
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My inexperience showed.

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04-08-2015, 03:59 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 12:57 PM)Nurse Wrote:  It will be a funny story one day. It's embarrassing now, hopefully it won't always be...

From a party, huh? I had fun shopping for crazy toys for my cousin's bachelorette party Tongue Not sure if she's been adventurous enough to use the anal beads or not - but it sure as hell was funny watching her pull it out of the bag. It was part of a game - we asked the groom questions about himself, and my prima had to answer them. Right answers got her beauty items from Sephora, wrong answers were things like gay military porn (he's a Marine), nipple clamps, flavored lube, some sorta balls you're supposed to leave in your vag...



In June when I was pulling out drawers of my bedroom furniture, Dad was helping me. He was pulling stuff out quickly and tossing it in a box - aaaaand I registered it a few seconds too late which drawer he was going for next. Didn't phase him a bit...my vibrator got tossed in the box with everything else. Either he didn't give two shits or didn't realize what he was tossing. Blush

But that's not the first time my parents have run across that - they were helping move my bedroom furniture and drawers back into place after painting the walls while we were at work - ummmm yeh - we didn't use fuzzy handcuffs... Mom's drunk ass decided to tell me, my aunt and my cousin about seeing it - she quoted Dad "well at least they're having fun."


Oh - and a few weeks ago my other aunt said to me, "I was single for a long time. Get you some good toys so you don't end up in bed with the wrong guys. A girl's got needs."


So yeh. I'm with Hobbitgirl and Jennybee. No need to be embarrassed. Sex and masturbation - natural, healthy, normal...and no big deal.

I don't think my parents have ever run into any of mine. I'm pretty careful if I've got people helping me pack or move. I have quite a few things in my house that I'd rather not have my parents or inlaws come across, so I usually pack one 'private items' box that gets moved only by me, and shoved quickly in the back of a closet at the new place.

On the other hand.... I can't tell you how may times I've walked into my parents room and saw their toys or lube just sitting out in plain sight. I'm not like sneaking in there or something Laugh out load I had permission to be in there for whatever reason. The last time my mom was in the room with me, and quickly kicked something under the bed and we both laughed hysterically.

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04-08-2015, 04:04 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 08:55 AM)jerseygirlar Wrote:  I'm 23 and I've talked about my younger sisters on here before, but this time I really need to vent. My younger sisters who are 21 and 19 went into my room and took out a sex toy. Censored The toy had been a gag gift from a friend. So first of all they went into my bedroom. The toy was located in a private area which means they were in that too. Than they preceded to take it out and chase my mother around the house with it. No I don't understand how two college students can be so immature. And they clearly have no respect for my privacy because they went somewhere so private, took something so private, and than made a huge joke about it and let my mother know i had this thing which really wasn't information I wanted her to know.

Take a shit in your sister's underwear drawer.
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04-08-2015, 04:07 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
(04-08-2015 08:55 AM)jerseygirlar Wrote:  I don't understand how two college students can be so immature.

Have you been to college? I'm not surprised at all... Tongue

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04-08-2015, 04:10 PM (This post was last modified: 05-08-2015 10:51 AM by TurkeyBurner.)
RE: Sex toy theft
Since this has turned into a general discussion on sex toys, and since I am fond of oversharing personal stuff that no one but I even care about, I will share this: I keep my accessories in a locked trunk that is chained to my bed. I do this because I have children who have personalities like mine. Not that they could not get into the trunk if they are determined enough, but there is no way in hell they can do it without me knowing and without it being intentional. While discussions about sex are not taboo at our house, there are a few things whose function I would rather not have to explain to my children.

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04-08-2015, 06:38 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
Next time you're reasonably certain your sisters are gonna go snooping around again, have this guy hired to be sleeping in your sock drawer, or tied up in your closet!

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Have him be all like, "Please! Sadcryface Please let me go!" That oughta school 'em lookin through your stuff! Tongue

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04-08-2015, 07:11 PM
RE: Sex toy theft
I keep my toys in a tacklebox with a little suitcase lock on it. Shy Rev gave me the idea. Never would have thought of it myself. Big Grin

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04-08-2015, 08:34 PM (This post was last modified: 04-08-2015 08:45 PM by jerseygirlar.)
RE: Sex toy theft
I get that everyone is having fun with this and I guess I can see the humor in this, but things like this aren't a one time thing for me. Every time one of my two sisters come home from college the mental abuse starts. They and my mother and grandmother are pretty much the only family I have. When their mental abuse starts it really can trigger my depression and start making me have suicidal thoughts. It's like having you're every move watched when they're home. They go through my phone, go through my room, follow me around town, try to hack my social media. They do it to my mom too. The thing is even though the depression has generally made me isolate myself over the years, so I don't have many friends, I can cope when they're not around. I can keep myself busy and do things I like. But with them constantly banging on my bedroom door and my not having anywhere else to go or stay and them following me, it really makes me feel like I'm in a mental and physical prison.

They think they have a right to every part of my life. The 21 year old, let's call her Sally, thinks there is nothing wrong with any of it. She will actually loudly question why we aren't closer to each other and have more a sisterly bond. Well, going through someone's underwear chore and trying to find what porn sites they visit is about as intimate as a nonromantic relationship can be isn't it?

Thankfully, I just got my first full time job out of grad school. I'll be making enough to live on my own and I can cut off almost all ties with them. It's sad that I have to do this but I'm on the verge of blocking them from all my social media and blocking their texts and phone calls. And I will only being seeing them on holidays, really just Thanksgiving and Christmas if I can help it. I can't even ride in the same car as them if one of them is driving, last time I did when Sally was driving and reached our house she kept circling the block for an hour around our house encouraging me to roll outside the vehicle to escape it. My father had bipolar disorder, and I legitimately think there is some psychiatric disorder at play here. But for my own mental health I can't be around them. The thing is, they still the gall to ask me for favors. The 19 year old is an education major and wants me to help her with her PRAXIS (teacher certification) exam. Sally always wants me to proof read her essays and give her career advice. They're really fucking sociopaths.
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