Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
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10-02-2016, 09:14 PM
Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
So apparently people make virtual assistants say rude comments..... because we have nothing better to worry about....

http://money.cnn.com/2016/02/05/technolo...arassment/

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10-02-2016, 09:39 PM
RE: Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
I only yesterday learned what Siri was.

Looks like I've got some catching up to do to take on the challenge of getting one of these assistants into bed.

Consider

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10-02-2016, 09:43 PM
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(10-02-2016 09:39 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I only yesterday learned what Siri was.

Looks like I've got some catching up to do to take on the challenge of getting one of these assistants into bed.

Consider

Let me know how that goes! Lol.
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10-02-2016, 10:25 PM
RE: Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
"Siri, talk dirty to me."

"The composition of soil in your neighborhood is approximately 45% minerals, 25% air, 25% water, and 5% organic matter."

"Ooh, yeah, baby. That's the stuff."

"Would you like me to look up fertilizer prices near you?"

"Whoa, whoa, slow down baby. I know we just met, but I'm really starting to get all hot and heavy."

"Looking up composting bins at nearby retailers... No results found. Please feel free to finger my button in the future if you need further assistance. You can have me any time. Goodbye."

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10-02-2016, 10:28 PM
RE: Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
(10-02-2016 10:25 PM)cactus Wrote:  "Siri, talk dirty to me."

"The composition of soil in your neighborhood is approximately 45% minerals, 25% air, 25% water, and 5% organic matter."

"Ooh, yeah, baby. That's the stuff."

"Would you like me to look up fertilizer prices near you?"

"Whoa, whoa, slow down baby. I know we just met, but I'm really starting to get all hot and heavy."

"Looking up composting bins at nearby retailers... No results found. Please feel free to finger my button in the future if you need further assistance. You can have me any time. Goodbye."

You may have just created a new romance novel genre. Thumbsup
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10-02-2016, 11:04 PM
RE: Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
MS pushed out Windows 10 onto my laptop a few weeks ago. I turned off and/or uninstalled every damned application that came up, and then went in and exorcised the rest of the BS I didn't want. The first was Twitter, when I got a tweet about Justin Beeber while I was trying to figure out other new stuff. I think that the Siri app is still in the computer, but I haven't summoned the bitch to do anything, yet.
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11-02-2016, 01:25 AM
RE: Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
(10-02-2016 09:39 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I only yesterday learned what Siri was.

Looks like I've got some catching up to do to take on the challenge of getting one of these assistants into bed.

Consider

It's can't be that hard. You just take your phone with you to bed. Aaaaaaand done.
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11-02-2016, 01:34 AM (This post was last modified: 11-02-2016 11:36 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
(10-02-2016 09:39 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I only yesterday learned what Siri was.

Looks like I've got some catching up to do to take on the challenge of getting one of these assistants into bed.

Consider


Challenge? How hard is it to duct tape an iPhone onto a Fleshlight? Consider

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11-02-2016, 09:05 AM
RE: Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
(11-02-2016 01:34 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(10-02-2016 09:39 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I only yesterday learned what Siri was.

Looks like I've got some catching up to do to take on the challenge of getting one of these assistants into bed.

Consider


Challenge? How hard is it to duct tape an iPhone onto a Fleshlight? Consider

There speaks the voice of experience.

Thanks for the advice.

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11-02-2016, 09:15 AM
RE: Sexual Harassment of Virtual Assistants... FFS
Is it wrong to have my Siri and Cortana (windows 10 equiv) call me Master?

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