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10-07-2013, 03:05 PM
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(10-07-2013 02:52 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  How many people of a specific group does it take to do a specified task? Multiple. One to perform the task, and the rest to act foolishly within the parameters set by the stereotypes that accompanies the group to which they belong.




(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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10-07-2013, 04:55 PM
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Shocking

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10-07-2013, 05:03 PM
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(10-07-2013 04:55 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Shocking

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The fuck is wrong with you?!?!

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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10-07-2013, 05:53 PM
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(10-07-2013 05:03 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(10-07-2013 04:55 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Shocking

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The fuck is wrong with you?!?!




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10-07-2013, 06:49 PM
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(10-07-2013 05:03 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(10-07-2013 04:55 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Shocking

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The fuck is wrong with you?!?!

IT'S NOT LIKE I TYPED IT

The loveliest things just seem to pop up on my tumblr dash. Tongue

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10-07-2013, 09:06 PM
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What brand of car do atheists drive?

Anti-Chryslers

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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10-07-2013, 09:10 PM
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(10-07-2013 09:06 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  What brand of car do atheists drive?

Anti-Chryslers

So Corny. Just the way I like it. Thumbsup

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18-07-2013, 11:20 PM
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And engineer dies and is sent to hell.

The engineer quickly becomes dissatisfied with the conditions in hell and decides to do something about it. Pretty soon hell is equipped with flush toilets, sanitation, air conditioning, fire extinguishers and sprinklers, escalators and the engineer is quickly becoming a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan on the telephone.

"Hello? Satan? There been an error in my guest list. I sent an engineer down there by accident and I want him back."

"No way.", says Satan, "I like my engineer and I'm keeping him."

God raises his voice. "GIVE HIM BACK NOW OR I'LL SUE YOU!"

Satan laughs. "Yeah, right! And just where are you going to find a lawyer?"

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

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19-07-2013, 03:27 AM
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23-07-2013, 04:23 AM
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What is the definition of paradox?

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