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[gaglamesh731]

This is a bit obscene so feel free to delete the post.

The human cell contains 75 MB of data. A sperm cell half of that.
Ejaculation releases millions of sperm cells.
Therefore the bandwidth of the male penis is measured in TerraBytes/sec , largest in the world today.

Yes I know , it's a geek joke and not funny but i couldn't resist :-p

[malikai]

[Kikko]

Lets go childish, I still have the right to.
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According to a Swedish study, 30% of all males jack off in shower and 70% of all males sing in shower.
What song does the 70% sing?

[No J.]

(19-11-2010 11:03 AM)Kikko Wrote:  Lets go childish, I still have the right to.
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According to a Swedish study, 30% of all males jack off in shower and 70% of all males sing in shower.
What song does the 70% sing?

I don't know. If you said they were in a bathtub I would guess "Tiny Bubbles."

[Stark Raving]

(03-11-2010 06:10 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  This is a bit obscene so feel free to delete the post.

The human cell contains 75 MB of data. A sperm cell half of that.
Ejaculation releases millions of sperm cells.
Therefore the bandwidth of the male penis is measured in TerraBytes/sec , largest in the world today.

Yes I know , it's a geek joke and not funny but i couldn't resist :-p

Brings new meaning to the term, "memory stick".

[Kikko]

No J. Wrote:I don't know.

*tihihihihihi*

I was wrong, lame jokes do work through internet.

[No J.]

So what is the answer?

[Kikko]

(20-11-2010 11:49 PM)No J. Wrote:  So what is the answer?

Depends on the person, every answer is right, ones answer just tells which group the one belongs to, the 30% or the 70%. F:

[freethinker1]

ok... this one is a tee bit harsh but no worse then others:

Q: whats the difference between sarah palins vagina and her mouth?

A: not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded!! :-)

[No J.]

Harsh, but as far as I can tell, true.