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03-11-2010, 06:10 AM
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This is a bit obscene so feel free to delete the post.

The human cell contains 75 MB of data. A sperm cell half of that.
Ejaculation releases millions of sperm cells.
Therefore the bandwidth of the male penis is measured in TerraBytes/sec , largest in the world today.

Yes I know , it's a geek joke and not funny but i couldn't resist :-p
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03-11-2010, 07:32 PM
 
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19-11-2010, 11:03 AM
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Lets go childish, I still have the right to.
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According to a Swedish study, 30% of all males jack off in shower and 70% of all males sing in shower.
What song does the 70% sing?

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19-11-2010, 11:27 PM
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(19-11-2010 11:03 AM)Kikko Wrote:  Lets go childish, I still have the right to.
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According to a Swedish study, 30% of all males jack off in shower and 70% of all males sing in shower.
What song does the 70% sing?

I don't know. If you said they were in a bathtub I would guess "Tiny Bubbles."
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20-11-2010, 10:12 AM
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(03-11-2010 06:10 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  This is a bit obscene so feel free to delete the post.

The human cell contains 75 MB of data. A sperm cell half of that.
Ejaculation releases millions of sperm cells.
Therefore the bandwidth of the male penis is measured in TerraBytes/sec , largest in the world today.

Yes I know , it's a geek joke and not funny but i couldn't resist :-p

Brings new meaning to the term, "memory stick".

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20-11-2010, 10:19 AM
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No J. Wrote:I don't know.
*tihihihihihi*

I was wrong, lame jokes do work through internet.

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20-11-2010, 11:49 PM
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So what is the answer?
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21-11-2010, 04:24 AM
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(20-11-2010 11:49 PM)No J. Wrote:  So what is the answer?

Depends on the person, every answer is right, ones answer just tells which group the one belongs to, the 30% or the 70%. F:

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10-12-2010, 01:52 PM
 
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ok... this one is a tee bit harsh but no worse then others:

Q: whats the difference between sarah palins vagina and her mouth?

A: not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded!! :-)
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10-12-2010, 07:15 PM
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Harsh, but as far as I can tell, true.
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