Share A Joke
27-09-2012, 05:40 PM
RE: The Joke Thread
Three men, a Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist and an
American Biker are all walking together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each
of you one wish, which is three wishes in total' , says the
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever fertile for farming.
The Arab terrorist was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall
around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land .'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a
huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely surrounds the countries.
Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable. '
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer,
lights a cigar, smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
Humankind (a total misnomer)
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|Messages In This Thread|
Share A Joke - Soldieringon - 03-09-2010, 04:04 PM
RE: The joke Thread - Soldieringon - 03-09-2010, 04:23 PM
RE: The joke Thread - Soldieringon - 05-09-2010, 06:20 AM
RE: The joke Thread - Dregs - 07-09-2010, 07:11 AM
RE: The joke Thread - guyron - 08-09-2010, 05:35 PM
RE: The joke Thread - thecajunathiest - 03-10-2010, 08:54 PM
RE: The joke Thread - Naters - 27-10-2010, 05:00 AM
RE: The joke Thread - malikai - 03-11-2010, 07:32 PM
RE: The joke Thread - freethinker1 - 10-12-2010, 01:52 PM
RE: The joke Thread - jame123 - 20-12-2010, 07:42 AM
RE: The joke Thread - mBear - 21-12-2010, 12:51 AM
RE: The joke Thread - Speiraz - 29-01-2011, 10:42 AM
RE: The joke Thread - freethinker1 - 25-06-2011, 07:44 AM
RE: The joke Thread - That sly kid - 10-07-2011, 10:50 PM
RE: The Joke Thread - aurora - 27-09-2012 05:40 PM
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