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31-01-2013, 03:26 PM
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(31-01-2013 03:07 PM)panterasr9 Wrote:  Sarah Palin wrote a book.

She can write? Undecided



Or will it include a companion pack of crayons? Drinking Beverage

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03-02-2013, 06:09 PM
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Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'



The boss says, 'You know something, Wong
Chow, I
really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell
her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try
that.'



Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.. I
be at work soon... You got nice house.'

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10-02-2013, 12:20 AM
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12-02-2013, 05:01 PM
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I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem sort itself???

(It's funny cos it's true!)

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12-02-2013, 08:18 PM
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A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western
Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.


So he decides to check it out. He went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking
slowly up to the holy site. He watched him pray and after about 45 minutes,
when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, he approached him
for an interview.


"Pardon me, sir, I'm from CNN. May I have a word with you?


"Of course”, he replied.


"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"


"For about 60 years."


"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"


"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the
wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely
as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."


"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"


"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."

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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's. - Mark Twain in Eruption
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13-02-2013, 02:57 PM
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This is NOT a joke, but it sure is funny...




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13-02-2013, 09:59 PM
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15-02-2013, 05:21 PM
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The professor has been at the operating table for hours.

The resident finally asks: "Prof, are we going to operate much longer?"

Prof: "Operate? -- I thought this was an autopsy!"
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02-03-2013, 01:18 PM
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A Muslim, a Buddhist and a Christian stand on top of a cliff and the only way down is by jumping and having faith that their god will save them. First, the brave Muslim jumps and while falling he chants "Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah..." but, he falls down to the ground with a big splatter bonus. Next comes the Buddhist, he jump and starts chanting "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha..." and like a miracle, he floats like a leaf and lands gently to the bottom. Last comes the Christian, he jumps and starts chanting "Jesus, Jesus, BuddhaBuddhaBuddha..."

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09-03-2013, 09:07 AM
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How fast can the Russian car Lada go?
- As fast as you can push.

..I remember this from childhood Tongue

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