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02-03-2013, 01:18 PM
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A Muslim, a Buddhist and a Christian stand on top of a cliff and the only way down is by jumping and having faith that their god will save them. First, the brave Muslim jumps and while falling he chants "Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah..." but, he falls down to the ground with a big splatter bonus. Next comes the Buddhist, he jump and starts chanting "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha..." and like a miracle, he floats like a leaf and lands gently to the bottom. Last comes the Christian, he jumps and starts chanting "Jesus, Jesus, BuddhaBuddhaBuddha..."

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