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03-09-2010, 04:04 PM (This post was last modified: 17-04-2012 09:40 PM by Hughsie.)
 
Share A Joke
Tell your favorite jokes here. Religious jokes, (moderately) offensive jokes, whatever.

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This guy is sitting in his living room with his daughters in his lap when one of them looks up at him and asks a question.

She says, “Daddy, how did I get my name?”

Daddy looks down at her and says, “Well, on the day that you were born, a rose petal fell and landed on your forehead. Your mom took it as a sign from God, so we named you Rose.”

Her sister looks up and says, “What about me, daddy?”

Daddy looks down at her and says, “Well, when you were born, a petal from a daisy fell and landed on your forehead. Mom took that as a sign from God too, and we named you Daisy because of it.”

The third daughter looked up at her father and said “Thsadfklnashdjlfhsw!”

Daddy looked down at her and said “Shut the hell up, Cinderblock.”
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