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27-02-2015, 08:38 PM
Shit my son does
So, my number one son is taking a network security class and part of his homework was to download a protection software to prevent him from getting pesky information. The teacher provided him a list and this is what he settled on for shits n giggles.

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It said it would protect his computer (he was using the virtual one not actually his computer) from all kinds of nasty stuff, so he could avoid "temptation".
Like this:

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It blocked everything having to do astrology, voodoo, abortion and atheism all preset by default, it's considered alternative spirituality. It also blocks swimsuits, as they are considered porn. He said the virtual computer he was using moved so slow, after adding and crashed a bunch of times. Yes, once he completed the assignment he uninstalled it.

He tried to look up like planned parenthood and got nothing. He thought it would block all social media (like internet forums)....but they worked (kinda).

When he searched for The Thinking Atheist he got Christian forums talking about our forum.Laughat TTA was no where to be found.

I guess I need to be careful since, I never thought about him lurking here.


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27-02-2015, 08:43 PM
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Hell, if it blocks all that stuff there's like what 4 pages to visit?

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27-02-2015, 08:45 PM
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(27-02-2015 08:43 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hell, if it blocks all that stuff there's like what 4 pages to visit?

He said that shit blocked so much that of course it protected your computer, it didn't let you do anything.

Even banks came up suspect.


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27-02-2015, 09:35 PM
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(27-02-2015 08:43 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hell, if it blocks all that stuff there's like what 4 pages to visit?

Nah, there are the 4,957,233 cute kitten pages. Yes

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27-02-2015, 09:41 PM
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(27-02-2015 08:45 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(27-02-2015 08:43 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hell, if it blocks all that stuff there's like what 4 pages to visit?

He said that shit blocked so much that of course it protected your computer, it didn't let you do anything.

Even banks came up suspect.

Banks SHOULD be suspect. Tongue
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27-02-2015, 09:43 PM
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(27-02-2015 09:35 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(27-02-2015 08:43 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hell, if it blocks all that stuff there's like what 4 pages to visit?

Nah, there are the 4,957,233 cute kitten pages. Yes

It blocked them, cause they're all cute pussies.


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27-02-2015, 09:45 PM
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(27-02-2015 09:35 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(27-02-2015 08:43 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hell, if it blocks all that stuff there's like what 4 pages to visit?

Nah, there are the 4,957,233 cute kitten pages. Yes

And upside down dogs. Facepalm

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27-02-2015, 11:05 PM
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What the frak? I think that software was designed to keep you from exchanging ideas.

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27-02-2015, 11:05 PM
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(27-02-2015 09:45 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(27-02-2015 09:35 PM)Chas Wrote:  Nah, there are the 4,957,233 cute kitten pages. Yes

And upside down dogs. Facepalm

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27-02-2015, 11:12 PM
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And he got this from a teacher?

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