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01-12-2015, 10:55 AM
Shit your pants stories
So one of the podcasts I listen to regularly is Will Sasso's (Mad TV) Ten Minute Podcast.


A couple of ten minute episodes has been them taking Skype calls from listeners who share their Shit-your-pants stories.


I don't have any specific stories. I've sharted a few times, of course. I've had to leave my undies in a men's restroom a time or two.


How about you? What are your Shit-your-pants stories?
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01-12-2015, 10:57 AM
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I dunno....

Most times I came close to getting killed - my asshole puckered up so tight, if I'd farted it'd been ultrasonic.....

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01-12-2015, 11:04 AM
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I never shat my pants in public, but I did get my period earlier than I was expecting when I was hiking once and I didn't have any tampons. I'm sure from my pants, I looked liked my vagina was hacked by Jason.

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01-12-2015, 11:07 AM
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Nothing I'd define as shitting myself, per say. I've had a few skid marks, and I've had a few farts that had a little something extra, but never a full blown shit.

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01-12-2015, 11:36 AM
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(01-12-2015 10:55 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  So one of the podcasts I listen to regularly is Will Sasso's (Mad TV) Ten Minute Podcast.


A couple of ten minute episodes has been them taking Skype calls from listeners who share their Shit-your-pants stories.


I don't have any specific stories. I've sharted a few times, of course. I've had to leave my undies in a men's restroom a time or two.


How about you? What are your Shit-your-pants stories?
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01-12-2015, 01:09 PM
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(01-12-2015 11:36 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(01-12-2015 10:55 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  So one of the podcasts I listen to regularly is Will Sasso's (Mad TV) Ten Minute Podcast.


A couple of ten minute episodes has been them taking Skype calls from listeners who share their Shit-your-pants stories.


I don't have any specific stories. I've sharted a few times, of course. I've had to leave my undies in a men's restroom a time or two.


How about you? What are your Shit-your-pants stories?
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Did you just leave your sharted on undies in the stall for the next person? Hobo

If memory serves...one time I did just leave them in the corner for the poor janitor...another time I remember stuffing them in the garbage. Hobo

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01-12-2015, 01:11 PM
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I hope this works. I'm at work and can't directly access YouTube. If not, I'll fix the link when I get home tonight.

One of the greatest shit your pants stories ever!




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02-12-2015, 07:26 AM
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(01-12-2015 11:04 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I never shat my pants in public, but I did get my period earlier than I was expecting when I was hiking once and I didn't have any tampons. I'm sure from my pants, I looked liked my vagina was hacked by Jason.

wow, that got graphic quickly.
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02-12-2015, 08:25 AM
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One of my favorite commercials:




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02-12-2015, 08:27 AM
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(02-12-2015 08:25 AM)jennybee Wrote:  One of my favorite commercials:




Oh My Fuck, that's awesome! Did that air on tv? I'm a little surprised!

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