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29-11-2013, 02:59 PM
Should I Become Ordained?
Ok, drunk Miso is completely fucking drunk. (Big surprise) But he's in a good mood and he's having a bit of fun. So he's got a question.

I was jokingly advised to become a legal ordained minister online. Apparently it's free. Maybe it's just the alcohol, but I'm in the mood to do something stupid and crazy and ironic. So…should I become an ordained minister online? And is this site (provided below) legit.? Anyone have any further insight? Erx? Whomever else?

Oh my god I LOVE the idea of a devil-horned, black-trench-coat-wearing ordained minister walking around. I fucking love it. Even if it's for shits and giggles, is the whole thing for real? Should I do it? Smile

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29-11-2013, 03:00 PM
RE: Should I Become Ordained?
FUUUCK, I didn't provide the link. lol

http://www.themonastery.org/ordination

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29-11-2013, 03:02 PM
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Yeah, why the fuck not? Had a friend do it so that he could marry a couple of our other friends and they could avoid a religious ceremony. Worked out great.

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29-11-2013, 03:07 PM
RE: Should I Become Ordained?
(29-11-2013 03:00 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  FUUUCK, I didn't provide the link. lol

http://www.themonastery.org/ordination

I so did this. Always wanted to do it but had never gone about looking it up.

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29-11-2013, 03:07 PM
RE: Should I Become Ordained?
This looks like that Baha'i shit. Interesting, sounds better that any other religion, if you ask me. It is spiritual and shit... But if you want to become an ordained priest, why not go to http://dudeism.com/ordination/ ?

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I'm already a priest there, so...

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29-11-2013, 03:13 PM
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29-11-2013, 03:14 PM
RE: Should I Become Ordained?
http://www.venganza.org/ordination/

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29-11-2013, 03:21 PM
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(29-11-2013 03:13 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  [Image: no-5.jpg]

Aww, you're no fun. Dodgy

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29-11-2013, 03:24 PM
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Hmmmmm! No mention of Egor.Confused
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29-11-2013, 03:30 PM
RE: Should I Become Ordained?
(29-11-2013 03:21 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(29-11-2013 03:13 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  [Image: no-5.jpg]

Aww, you're no fun. Dodgy

Whenever I begin a conversation by, "I'm drunk" and end it with "should I," I expect my peer group to say no. Thumbsup

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