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17-07-2016, 12:57 PM
Should I go?
I was woken up on Saturday morning by two well dressed old men ringing the door bell. I had no idea what they wanted so I opened the door up a crack and asked them. They said that they wanted to invite me to an event. I quickly realized it was a religious event.

I said look here, I just woke up and it's not a good time to talk. They were old men so I decided not to be rude. One of them handed me this and asked me to read it.

So, should I go? It's free. Maybe I could be one of the 144,000.

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17-07-2016, 01:00 PM
RE: Should I go?
Will there be food?

#sigh
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17-07-2016, 01:24 PM
RE: Should I go?
This is a huge push by Jehovah's Witnesses right now. There's a critique of this event by a former Witness on YouTube. He plans 9 parts, 5 are out right now. Part one:



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Girly's criteria may be the most relevant. If you go for the entertainment and get some decent nosh out of it, it could be fun. Definitely BYOB though. Thumbsup
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17-07-2016, 01:39 PM
RE: Should I go?
Just don't say "Jehovah" --- or else....





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17-07-2016, 01:56 PM
RE: Should I go?
I suppose open bar is out of the question.
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17-07-2016, 01:56 PM
RE: Should I go?
The answer would be NO.

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17-07-2016, 02:04 PM
RE: Should I go?
144,000, huh?
Hey look, I agree with the evangelical Christians on one thing here. Watchtower is full of shit Laugh out load
http://www.towerwatch.com/Witnesses/stat...takers.htm

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17-07-2016, 02:05 PM
RE: Should I go?
Oh good dog, no! Gasp

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17-07-2016, 03:03 PM
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If you are considering going -- don't bathe -- and subsist on a diet of hot dogs, cheap beer, Doritos and broccoli for a week ahead of time...........

Safe bet -- they won't ask you back........

Oh -- and develop Tourettes Syndrome......

There's nothing like a good "FUCKSHITPISS AMEN!!!!!" to keep things lively....

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17-07-2016, 03:23 PM
RE: Should I go?
(17-07-2016 12:57 PM)KUSA Wrote:  So, should I go?

Only if you plan to wear a suicide vest...

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