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17-07-2016, 03:29 PM
RE: Should I go?
Only if there are free Krispy Kreme donuts.

Chow down and then leave.
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17-07-2016, 04:00 PM
Should I go?
(17-07-2016 01:56 PM)Brian37 Wrote:  The answer would be NO.


I just remembered you are from NC also. We should go together Brian.
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17-07-2016, 04:02 PM
RE: Should I go?
I wouldn't, can't trust them not to push you to go more if you go.

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17-07-2016, 04:08 PM
RE: Should I go?
Is duck on the menu?

#sigh
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17-07-2016, 04:12 PM
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17-07-2016, 05:03 PM
RE: Should I go?
Ha ha. Needed this thread.

The answer is NO unless they provide free beer.

THere was a band in Australia called Free beer. They did not last. Big Grin

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17-07-2016, 05:45 PM
RE: Should I go?
(17-07-2016 12:57 PM)KUSA Wrote:  So, should I go? It's free. Maybe I could be one of the 144,000.

Are you sure?

Are you familiar with the 'Borg' from 'Star Trek'? Check out this passage from the bible! (KJV)

REV 21:9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife.

(Why was the angel carrying around these vials of virulent viruses anyway?)

REV 21:10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,

(In the infamous words of Captain James T. Kirk, "Excuse me, but why does God need a spaceship?)

REV 21:11 Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;

REV 21:12 And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:

REV 21:13 On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.

REV 21:14 And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.

REV 21:15 And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.

REV 21:16 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal. <- Borg Ship

(A furlong is one eighth of a mile. That makes the 'City of Jerusalem' a cube about 1500 MILES by 1500 MILES by 1500 MILES. The moon has a diameter of 2158 miles)

REV 21:17 And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel.

(A cubit is about 18 inches which would make the walls just over 200 feet thick.)

I do not want to go! How about you?

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17-07-2016, 05:48 PM
RE: Should I go?
Walk around with a bloodbag asking for donations.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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17-07-2016, 05:48 PM
RE: Should I go?
(17-07-2016 05:03 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Ha ha. Needed this thread.

The answer is NO unless they provide free beer.

THere was a band in Australia called Free beer. They did not last. Big Grin

Across the street from where I grew up was a sign on a bar that read "Free Beer Tomorrow." They lasted 40 years or more.
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17-07-2016, 05:53 PM
RE: Should I go?
(17-07-2016 12:57 PM)KUSA Wrote:  I was woken up on Saturday morning by two well dressed old men ringing the door bell. I had no idea what they wanted so I opened the door up a crack and asked them. They said that they wanted to invite me to an event. I quickly realized it was a religious event.

I said look here, I just woke up and it's not a good time to talk. They were old men so I decided not to be rude. One of them handed me this and asked me to read it.

So, should I go? It's free. Maybe I could be one of the 144,000.

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This reminds me that I have yet to go purchase that poster of Baphomet to keep by the front door, for the next time these shits show up. I can make a good crazy face while yelling, "All hail Satan! Bow before his Satanic Majesty!"
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