Should public necrophilia be legal?
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24-01-2013, 02:07 AM
RE: Should public necrophilia be legal?
Could be the new diet. Depends on whether or not you eat the sex organs first. What? Too far?
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24-01-2013, 02:16 AM
RE: Should public necrophilia be legal?
Sex organs first? Never. You have to save those for last. Delicacies. I personally start with the face. (crying gives me the creeps) Gotta shut that damned baby up to enjoy a meal.

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24-01-2013, 02:26 AM
RE: Should public necrophilia be legal?
Okay, yeah. That might have been too far for myself. Too late, too far, too drunk. Goodnight.

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24-01-2013, 02:31 AM
RE: Should public necrophilia be legal?
(24-01-2013 02:16 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  Sex organs first? Never. You have to save those for last. Delicacies. I personally start with the face. (crying gives me the creeps) Gotta shut that damned baby up to enjoy a meal.


They normally stop crying after you stick them in the boiling water. Raw, how disgusting.
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24-01-2013, 02:37 AM
RE: Should public necrophilia be legal?
You mean like out in the open in cemeteries or your backyard?

No. For the same reasons you can't wack off to foot fetish porn in public. You can't masturbate using a dead body in public because you aren't allowed to masturbate in public. I think there may also be laws against having dead people out for recreational use, I've heard of people getting into trouble for having very realistic props/halloween decorations outside/in public, presumably because it could cause people to call the police or paramedics to deal with a potential murder or death.

I think it's safest to fuck your dead bodies in the privacy of your own home.
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24-01-2013, 02:42 AM
RE: Should public necrophilia be legal?
Or mortuary.

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