Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
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31-01-2014, 06:43 PM
Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
Matthew 5:29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out,
and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for
thee that one of thy members should perish, and
not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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31-01-2014, 09:14 PM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
That would just open us up for regret once they deconvert.

Just imagine having a tattoo of a person you broke up with a few years ago.
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01-02-2014, 09:04 PM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
(31-01-2014 06:43 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  Matthew 5:29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out,
and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for
thee that one of thy members should perish, and
not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
No. It is symbolism.

English is not my native language.
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01-02-2014, 09:06 PM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
(01-02-2014 09:04 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(31-01-2014 06:43 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  Matthew 5:29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out,
and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for
thee that one of thy members should perish, and
not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
No. It is symbolism.

'Cause you say so. Hobo

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01-02-2014, 09:23 PM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
(01-02-2014 09:06 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(01-02-2014 09:04 PM)Alla Wrote:  No. It is symbolism.

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No, because her Holy Spirit Translator™ says so. Drinking Beverage

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01-02-2014, 09:27 PM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
(01-02-2014 09:06 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(01-02-2014 09:04 PM)Alla Wrote:  No. It is symbolism.

'Cause you say so. Hobo

Cause it makes sense. and yes, because I say soBig Grin

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01-02-2014, 09:37 PM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
(01-02-2014 09:04 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(31-01-2014 06:43 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  Matthew 5:29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out,
and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for
thee that one of thy members should perish, and
not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
No. It is symbolism.


1.) Symbolic of what?

2.) How are people suppose to tell which verses are literal and with ones are symbolic?

3.) Why use an analogy that involves self-mutilation?
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01-02-2014, 10:54 PM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
(01-02-2014 09:37 PM)NoSuicide4Me Wrote:  
(01-02-2014 09:04 PM)Alla Wrote:  No. It is symbolism.


1.) Symbolic of what?

2.) How are people suppose to tell which verses are literal and with ones are symbolic?

3.) Why use an analogy that involves self-mutilation?

1. That you're a filthy creature who deserves no self respect.

2. Flip a coin.

3. Yahweh was the god of war, so it only makes sense that he masturbates in viscera on a regular basis.
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02-02-2014, 09:35 AM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
They don't have to follow that part anymore.

Because.
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02-02-2014, 10:01 AM
RE: Shouldn't there be more Christians with eye patches?
"when it offends you"???

What does that even mean???

If you eye itches...... ripp the fucking thing out!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you scratched your finger and it itches...... stick your arm into a meatgrinder!!!!!!



Is this maybe just a description of bronze age "medicine"?

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