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28-05-2013, 08:53 AM
Silly Elton John
So, Elton John visits Elvis's grave. He is a nice guy and I am sure Elvis was relieved to find that he left him a guitar pick. When they asked Elton why, he said it was so Elvis could play guitar in heaven.

So, Elton must believe
there is a heaven(and god)
Elvis went to heaven
heaven is a place you can exist
there are guitars in heaven


all of this exists, is real



But there are no guitar picks in heaven????
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28-05-2013, 09:28 AM
RE: Silly Elton John
You have to take it on faith.Angel

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28-05-2013, 01:22 PM
RE: Silly Elton John
It's a metaphor; you're taking it out of context. Angel

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28-05-2013, 08:46 PM
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I wasn't there, but perhaps he was merely being sentimental? Even recently, I've buried pets from my childhood with their favorite chewtoy. Doesn't mean I think they're gonna need it.

Granted, my answer would've been differently worded than his, but perhaps it's the same idea.

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29-05-2013, 06:59 AM
Except it wasn't Sir Elton ...
It was Sir Paul.

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29-05-2013, 07:26 AM
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Silly Sir Paul! Tongue

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01-06-2013, 10:11 PM
RE: Silly Elton John
Well he couldn't play guitar in heaven with a guitar pick from Elton John unless Elton John gave him one, could he?

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01-06-2013, 11:03 PM
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So, I visited Elvis' grave before Sirs Paul and Elton? Somehow, I feel I've one up'd them. Wink

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