Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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11-08-2013, 11:14 PM (This post was last modified: 11-08-2013 11:31 PM by Hughsie.)
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Baby fan limericks presents;

Part One
There's a series of poems in here,
Written by my friend Ferdinand who's dear,
They are better by far,
Than the "serious" poems are,
I hope the next 'Little Poem Babies' is near.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 11:16 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt 666

I posted poems with such glee
but with malice you stomped on me
I'd kick you down and start to pee
watch it drizzle down your knee
little poem baby

I'd drag your body in a ditch
pour fleas on you to make you itch
you split your thread you little snitch
why ya gotta be such a bitch
little poem baby
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11-08-2013, 11:23 PM (This post was last modified: 11-08-2013 11:32 PM by Hughsie.)
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Baby fan limericks presents;

Part Two
Amber's poems are the shit,
Landing hit after hit,
They're funny as hell,
And written dead well,
And they display very good wit.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 11:23 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 7
ft Hughsie

You complained of my poems so
your period began a heavy flow
your negativity began to show
but you were still a stupid hoe
little poem baby

I hope these poems don't get me banned
because your vagina is full of sand
each hair on your head is a thinning strand
and you smell like a grody sweat gland
little poem baby
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11-08-2013, 11:28 PM (This post was last modified: 11-08-2013 11:33 PM by Hughsie.)
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Baby fan limericks presents;

Part Three
The poems called LPB,
Are hysterically funny to me,
They speak in fact,
There's nothing they lack,
Just read them and you will see.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 11:33 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 8

On your face are many a wrinkle
from your hands, negativity you sprinkle
from my penis, I will winkle
on your knee, I will tinkle
little poem baby

At our humor you gawk
your mouth opens for my cock
make room for little rock
I'm starting to get writer's block
little poem baby
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11-08-2013, 11:37 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Baby fan limericks presents;

Part Four
LPB poems are great,
For the next one I cannot wait,
They are written with skill,
They are totally brill,
Of them very highly I rate.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 11:43 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 9

Through the corner of poems you strut
spreading you legs like a little slut
the smell of your vag is noticeable somewhat
but still your legs you should probably shut
little poem baby

In your vagina diseases brew
occasionally they accidentally spew
but that's alright, I know you
you'll mix it all into a stew
little poem baby
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11-08-2013, 11:47 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Baby fan limericks presents;

Part Five
LPB poems are written with style,
They show cleverness, wit, and guile,
They are loved by all,
Their fanbase isn't small,
They are better than Zat's by a mile.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 11:49 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 10

Your poems are such snot
poem baby your heart will rot
sexual diseases are all you've brought
you suck more than free thought
little poem baby

upon the bed of horrors you were sprawled
by the smell we were all appalled
"it was that one night stand" you recalled
and through the stench of disease you crawled
little poem baby

(jk free thought this isn't about you it just rhymed tbh i think you're ok)
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