Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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12-08-2013, 12:00 AM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
I think splitting the thread was the right thing to do, that said I do find some of the shit in here entertaining.

Have fun, poem babies. Try to spread around your many STDs. Sharing is caring and all that...

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12-08-2013, 12:13 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 11

I wake to the sound of your mother's moo
and shutter that she was someone I'd do
turn to my side and out the window she flew
in my bed she left some doo doo
little poem baby

you're so old, your existence is quite dusty
your teeth are scary, sharp and rusty
your breath kills tree, it's so damn musty
you slap puppies with your cane so crusty
little poem baby
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12-08-2013, 02:49 AM
[split] Poets' Corner (Serious Poems)
There once was a bunch of pansy ass gay homo fag's called Zat, Bemore and Girly,
Who all cried and screamed like a screaming bitch ass banshee
whaling, oh Stark! oh Stark! protect us from the big bad muffintop,
oh please make his fantastic perfect limericks stop!
What a bunch of miserable fucking cunts, everyone would agree.

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12-08-2013, 02:54 AM
RE: Poets' Corner (Serious Poems)
There once was a guy who posted poems on a message board,
but the trolls Zat and Bemore came screaming in waving their sword,
because they were both a couple of cunts,
with some lame ass fucking chants,
All because his poetry they were afraid to have explored.

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12-08-2013, 03:00 AM
RE: Poets' Corner (Serious Poems)
There once was a guy who refused to post in that other poem thread,
because his poems were considered serious and needed to be spread,
he didn't care for the hater,
because he obviously can't see who's poetry is greater,
he's a cunt anyway who would be better off to the world behead.

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12-08-2013, 03:35 AM
RE: Poets' Corner (Serious Poems)
There once was a bunch of pansy ass gay homo fag's called Zat, Bemore and Girly,
Who all cried and screamed like a screaming bitch ass banshee
whaling, oh Stark! oh Stark! protect us from the big bad muffintop,
oh please make his fantastic perfect limericks stop!
What a bunch of miserable fucking cunts, everyone would agree.

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12-08-2013, 03:37 AM
RE: Poets' Corner (Serious Poems)
There once was a guy who posted poems on a message board,
but the trolls Zat and Bemore came screaming in waving their sword,
because they were both a couple of cunts,
with some lame ass fucking chants,
All because his poetry they were afraid to have explored.

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12-08-2013, 03:37 AM
RE: Poets' Corner (Serious Poems)
There once was a guy who refused to post in that other poem thread,
because his poems were considered serious and needed to be spread,
he didn't care for the hater,
because he obviously can't see who's poetry is greater,
he's a cunt anyway who would be better off to the world behead.

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12-08-2013, 06:04 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(12-08-2013 05:21 AM)bemore Wrote:  Seems like ferdies in charge with her minions.

Little Poem Baby fan limericks presents;

Part Six
From Despicable Me, Ferdy is Gru,
She has minions to tell what to do,
We're totally loyal,
To us she is royal,
So be careful or we'll come after you.

Big Grin

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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12-08-2013, 06:17 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(12-08-2013 05:21 AM)bemore Wrote:  Sometimes you kids are funny,
Yet other times you act like bullies,
Having no respect for other opinions,
Seems like ferdies in charge with her minions.

You may dislike what I have said and requested,
You may even wish that I was deaded,
But I dont give a fuck,
So please about me continue to cluck,
If that is what amuses you.

You see I have real thick skin,
In real life I've fucked up people, to understand you wouldn't begin,
So a few words on a screen,
Compare with nothing from what I have seen,
So please.... by all means.... carry on Cool

bemore I've no issue with you,
It's Zat I wish up had grew
He was demeaning and rude,
That's not cool dude,
His condescension was unnecessary too.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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