Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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12-08-2013, 10:38 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Ok this is poetry I'll stop derailing threads now
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12-08-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Sorry muffs, I'm in work. Sad

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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12-08-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(12-08-2013 10:37 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(12-08-2013 10:34 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  But they are full of country goodness and green peaness.

PEANESS

PENIS

OH MY GOD

Shocking Ohmy

Girlfriend! You have a filthy mind!

I think that's why we like you.

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12-08-2013, 10:41 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(12-08-2013 10:39 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  Sorry muffs, I'm just not worthy enough Sad

Fixed
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12-08-2013, 10:41 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(12-08-2013 10:39 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(12-08-2013 10:37 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  PEANESS

PENIS

OH MY GOD

Shocking Ohmy

Girlfriend! You have a filthy mind!

I think that's why we like you.

Das what they all say Sleepy
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12-08-2013, 10:44 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(12-08-2013 10:39 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  Sorry muffs, I'm in work. Sad

There once was a guy named Tim,
who had a shitty job he'd love to throw in the bin,
but he's stuck behind a checkout
earning minimum wage or there about,
Oh well, suck it up and take it on the chin.

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12-08-2013, 12:41 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Tee hee



 
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12-08-2013, 05:57 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 12

Your mother went knocking on my back door
I told her you were done for
'cause your poems are so poor
they make me want to sleep with a whore
little poem baby

I'm trying so hard to rhyme
but in the mean time
eat some key lime
having an ugly face like yours should be a crime
little poem baby
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12-08-2013, 06:01 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 13

You smell like a big tub of manure
but smelliness is your cure
cause it's not poetry, that's for sure
and your criticism is far from mature
little poem baby

It was dumb of you to make a scene
you think you're such a poetry queen
well to be honest you're just mean
and oddly enough your penis is green
little poem baby
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12-08-2013, 06:05 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 14

You're older than the dalai lama
and uglier than an actual llama
all you bring to poetry is drama
and the fattest person in your family is yo' mamma
little poem baby

You took the poetry thread too far
your butt hole looks like a big sea star
I wouldn't want you to get hit by a car
cause you already act pretty bizarre
little poem baby
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