Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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12-08-2013, 07:43 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
BTW, don't post your shitty poems in my thread Zat.
They're pieces of shit and I don't want you plaguing the actual good poems from everyone else with your shitty poetry.

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12-08-2013, 07:45 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(12-08-2013 07:43 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  BTW, don't post your shitty poems in my thread Zat.
They're pieces of shit and I don't want you plaguing the actual good poems from everyone else with your shitty poetry.

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13-08-2013, 08:11 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Who wants to rap battle?

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13-08-2013, 08:39 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(13-08-2013 08:11 AM)NoahsFarce Wrote:  Who wants to rap battle?

Nah, then we'd have to split this thread 'cause rap's even worse than bad limericks. Dodgy

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13-08-2013, 09:47 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(13-08-2013 08:39 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(13-08-2013 08:11 AM)NoahsFarce Wrote:  Who wants to rap battle?

Nah, then we'd have to split this thread 'cause rap's even worse than bad limericks. Dodgy

Hey now, there is good rap out there. Strip away the hoo-ha and read the lyrics. Some real clever rhymes to be had.

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13-08-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(13-08-2013 08:11 AM)NoahsFarce Wrote:  Who wants to rap battle?

LET HAVE A RAP BATTLE

RAPS R POEMS 2!!!
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13-08-2013, 03:43 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
confessions of a glutton

after i ate my dinner then i ate
part of a shoe
i found some archies by a bathroom pipe
and ate them too
i ate some glue
i ate a bone that had got nice and ripe
six weeks buried in the ground
i ate a little mousie that i found
i ate some sawdust from the cellar floor
it tasted sweet
i ate some outcast meat
and some roach paste by the pantry door
and then the missis had some folks to tea
nice folks who petted me
and so i ate
cakes from a plate
i ate some polish that they use
for books and shoes
and then i went back to the missis swell tea party
i guess i must have eat too hearty
of something maybe cake
for then came the earthquake
you should have seen the missis face
and when the boss came in she said
no wonder that dog hangs his head
he knows hes a disgrace
i am a well intentioned little pup
but sometimes things come up
to get a little dog in bad
and now i feel so very very sad
but the boss said never mind old scout
time wears disgraces out

pete the pup

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13-08-2013, 03:47 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(13-08-2013 03:43 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  confessions of a glutton

after i ate my dinner then i ate
part of a shoe
i found some archies by a bathroom pipe
and ate them too
i ate some glue
i ate a bone that had got nice and ripe
six weeks buried in the ground
i ate a little mousie that i found
i ate some sawdust from the cellar floor
it tasted sweet
i ate some outcast meat
and some roach paste by the pantry door
and then the missis had some folks to tea
nice folks who petted me
and so i ate
cakes from a plate
i ate some polish that they use
for books and shoes
and then i went back to the missis swell tea party
i guess i must have eat too hearty
of something maybe cake
for then came the earthquake
you should have seen the missis face
and when the boss came in she said
no wonder that dog hangs his head
he knows hes a disgrace
i am a well intentioned little pup
but sometimes things come up
to get a little dog in bad
and now i feel so very very sad
but the boss said never mind old scout
time wears disgraces out

pete the pup

Where are da capital lettarz? Weeping
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13-08-2013, 03:50 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(13-08-2013 03:47 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Where are da capital lettarz? Weeping

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14-08-2013, 10:37 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(13-08-2013 10:39 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(13-08-2013 08:11 AM)NoahsFarce Wrote:  Who wants to rap battle?

LET HAVE A RAP BATTLE

RAPS R POEMS 2!!!

Start a thread for it?

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