Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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21-08-2013, 06:58 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
FuzzyWuzzy was a bear
FuzzyWuzzy had no hair
FuzzyWuzzy wasn't fuzzy
Was he

















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21-08-2013, 09:33 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
In fifth grade, we had to write limericks. Mine was so horrible.

There once was a guy on the coast
And every day he would boast
"I don't mean to be rude,
But I always have food,
'Cause my house is made out of toast."
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22-08-2013, 06:07 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(13-08-2013 08:11 AM)NoahsFarce Wrote:  Who wants to rap battle?

Lol...
I rap battled HoC once, good times. Kicked his ass.

I don't talk gay, I don't walk gay, it's like people don't even know I'm gay unless I'm blowing them.
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22-08-2013, 06:11 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(22-08-2013 06:07 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(13-08-2013 08:11 AM)NoahsFarce Wrote:  Who wants to rap battle?

Lol...
I rap battled HoC once, good times. Kicked his ass.

Hardly. Dodgy

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22-08-2013, 06:15 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Pfft, bitch please, yes I did.

Don't make me go all ghetto on you again HoC... Tongue

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22-08-2013, 06:20 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
By the likes, t'was a draw...

(28-06-2012 08:43 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Orange... Dodgy Let's give it up for chucky cheeze ^^

motherfuckers be playin
cause they got no skill
think they be hatin - but -
just makin' us ill
dj muffs
ain't bustin' no rhymes
got yo' dick in yo' mouth - boy -
y u ain't keepin' no time
now we beam the fuck out - y'all
starship enterprise
leave the muffster here - yo
to his cruel demise

(28-06-2012 10:07 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Oh are we rapping now? Alright I play that game too. Big Grin

what's happening, i'm back again, i'm here to rap now,
all you pussy's keep yappin' so all i hear is cat meows,
you can not stop me because I'm so unstoppable,
see music is my art, they call me Michael Angelo,
I eat rappers for lunch see I'm a cannibal,
So...in summary of the verse
If you don't wanna cop my shit, I'm shovin it in your purse
And I don't care about your tracks ya bitch
You ain't shit, I'm a laxative

Drinking Beverage

(28-06-2012 11:09 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  woah d'artagnan
got yer knickers in a twist
got yer head up yer ass
i can't help that shit
think you be spinnin'
but you ain't winnin'
your gums are bumpin'
but yer rhymes ain't thumpin'
think you superfly
it's a lie
you chumpin'
woah, d'artagnan
spin on down the road
be a good boy an
do whut you're told

(28-06-2012 08:06 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  trying to keep up with me? I know your losing sleep,
you look like 14 days, you're 2 weak.
you can try to fuck with T.T.As best,
but your HIV test reads A.I.D.S,
I'm a 5 year singer you been here for 5 semesters,
you still think you can fuck with me like some child molesters,
I'm the fruity boy entrepreneur, watch how I invest this,
a little bit of time and money who would have guessed this,
my names showing up on guest lists,
showing how I made it,
you names been removed I guess it must've been confiscated,
am I making it complicated,
you suck so you suffocated,
outta this world man I'm something you aint used too,
this thread is now a murder scene go and get the news crew.

Drinking Beverage

Of course, this crowd's uneducated. Anybody with skillz, plainly see my foot up your ass.

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22-08-2013, 06:23 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
And here I thought I was gonna get to bed and a reasonable time tonight... Dodgy

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22-08-2013, 07:41 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
I'm back motherfuckers, you'll want me like Uncle Sam,
I'm the real shit, gezz HoC you're just spam,
The shit I say is hotter then sun rays you don't understand,
Every time I come out to rap I give the microphone a tan,
Comon HoC we're just getting warmed,
Just sit your ass down and get informed,
Don't be mad at my skillful vocab,
Don't feel bad you're losing to this fab',
I'll give you some money for a cab,
Tell the driver to take you home where you should stay,
because you should just learn to coach because you can't play,
certainly not on the same level as this gay,
Because this kid is slick,
Cooler then an inuit,
all you do is dribble and spit,
you got nothing on this cynical prick
my rhymes are so fat I need a wii fit,
You might be the oracle,
But I'm the cutey, adorable.

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22-08-2013, 08:06 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
you say you got power
but it takes you an hour
to spin a lame rhyme
chile do in half the time
pumping out noiz
like all wannabe boiz
think you markin your spot
but you peeing down your own leg
ain't got nothing this hot
so just roll over and beg

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22-08-2013, 08:25 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)



For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
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