Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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02-09-2013, 05:51 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Shit
Piss

Fuck
Cunt

Cocksucker
Motherfucker

And
Tits

Bowing George Carlin Tongue

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03-09-2013, 05:40 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
There once was a boy named Timmy
who saved up all his pennies
but one day at school
inside the pool
his classmates saw his jimmy.


Weeping
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03-09-2013, 07:38 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Burger King do, a real nice burger.
Although their fries and their drinks are real shit.
Pizza hut do, real dark ice creams.
That ice cold, unlimited topping shit is real supreme.
Maccy D's are the daddys of Milkshake heaven.
Would be awesome if they used real cream from Devon.

Oh why, Oh why will they not combine forces Weeping

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
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03-09-2013, 11:55 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Quote:you say you got power
but it takes you an hour
to spin a lame rhyme
chile do in half the time
pumping out noiz
like all wannabe boiz
think you markin your spot
but you peeing down your own leg
ain't got nothing this hot
so just roll over and beg

I got another rhyme for you Johnny Cantor,
Your rhymes are like a retard audition on the X-factor,
Mine are powerful and endless, nuclear reactor,
Everyone will be amazed by my skills, enchanter,
Yours are lame and fake, Santa
Just back down prophet, your rhymes are lame
I got tons in my pocket, I'm ready to maim
go off like a rocket, and shame your name
So just fuck off and get AIDS,
While I sit just here and put on these shades.
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
'Cause your rhymes are just downgrades,
Mine are a straight flush, all spades.

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03-09-2013, 12:12 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
There once was a lad nicknamed earmuffs,
whose poetry grated on most buffs.
Not getting that meter
and scansion were neater,
his poems were subject to rebuffs.

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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04-12-2013, 04:56 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Hello Insomnia, my old friend
I've come to deal with you again
Because my rest was rather fleeting
I'm going crazy from lack of sleeping
And the pain that still affects my brain
Still remains
While I watch vids on science

If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying.

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12-01-2014, 03:24 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
There was trouble at the henhouse
And pa came running out
Billy Bob was doing a chicken
And pa was upset no doubt
What the hell are you doing
Pa asked with a shout
I'm trying to make eggs
So that we don't go without
That's not how it works boy
And pa gave him a clout
Now Billy Bob struggles daily
As there are chickens all about
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28-01-2014, 07:14 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
I thought I'd try something a little new,
Make it still readable upwards
See if I can do this backwards
I probably did this all wrong, I haven't a clue
Perhaps this isn't something I can do

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28-01-2014, 07:19 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
That last one I did sucked donkey dick
Maybe it's because
I didn't stop and pause
Before I decided to try a new limerick trick
I should've practiced more, this could have been sick

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28-01-2014, 11:31 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 15

For Tim

Your mother was in my bed last night
but she was so manly I couldn't fight
a nasty disease I have, I might
how that creature could cause a fright
little poem baby

The next day I took her to court
and said that baby she could abort
with all the cocaine your mother would snort
keeping that monster was my last resort
little poem baby
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