Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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28-01-2014, 12:06 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(04-12-2013 04:56 AM)Elesjei Wrote:  Hello Insomnia, my old friend
I've come to deal with you again
Because my rest was rather fleeting
I'm going crazy from lack of sleeping
And the pain that still affects my brain
Still remains
While I watch vids on science

I see what you did there!




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18-03-2014, 11:08 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
There once was a man from China, who wanted to be a rock climber... He slipped on a rock, which cut off his cock, and now he has a vagina.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits... - George Carlin.
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19-11-2014, 06:09 PM (This post was last modified: 20-11-2014 07:31 PM by Clockwork.)
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
I just made this. Enjoy. (Hopefully.)

There's a funny Aussie named Ham
Who said Nye's science is a scam.
"Evidence? Why look?
"You see, there's this book..."
And showed himself to be a sham.

I couldn't get lines 3 & 4 to indent without using the code tags.

Edited because autocorrect "fixed" line 2.

If they get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers. (Thomas Pynchon)
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19-11-2014, 06:46 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
There will be a young lady from Venus/
Who had to take care of her enos/
They're still happy you dope/
They live on a boat/
You thought I was gonna say penis/

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

In man's struggle against the world, bet on the man.
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19-11-2014, 09:39 PM (This post was last modified: 19-11-2014 10:33 PM by Full Circle.)
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
A christian a Muslim and a Jew
Argued which religion was true.
They yelled and they screamed
And all three blasphemed
Against no one in my humble view.

"The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.” ~ Ralph W. Sockman
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption
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20-11-2014, 02:21 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
I won't do you

and you won't do me

and we won't do each other

probably.

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21-12-2014, 08:40 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems...
Boobs


^^ Funniest thing you've ever heard when spoken in the Honest Trailers' movie guy's voice! Laugh out load

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