Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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29-05-2017, 09:25 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
I picked up my cell phone and called up a slut
I told her I wanted to nut in her butt
She said "ok", I was like "yay!"
Then that slut told me she would be on her way
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02-06-2017, 05:12 PM (This post was last modified: 03-06-2017 10:37 AM by Angra Mainyu.)
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
yay, call me Doctor J
got a couple of bags of medicine today
yay, call me Doctor J
got a couple of bags of medicine today

It's like......man, I'm fucking bored out my mind
Why bother looking for the soul I can't find?
Where's my spirit, must be broken
All my sorrows go unspoken
little bags of sticky green
My family don't mean a thing
I mean it dude, I'm a prick
even people on the internet don't like my shit
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02-06-2017, 07:16 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a bitch
Now get down on all fours and suck this dick
I'm tired of your shit, always mouthing off
You're the center of attention, like a flame to a moth
"Richard Dawkins is cool!" you idiots say
I hope you get a beat down like Doctor Dre
You all can suck my anus, it smells and it is hairy
I'll hang out with your girly girl and bust her fucking cherry
Like Hell you would defeat me, I'm way too dope
From Heaven I send bars of spiritual hope
Join the Catholic Church, you'll be glad you did
Wisdom shall be yours, of the Devil you'll be rid
Holy Mother Mary, Jesus Christ and God
Angels, demons, human souls will judge you by the rod
Time to live a sober life, no more drugs for you
Time to join the Sons of God.......now, what shall you do?
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02-06-2017, 08:27 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(02-06-2017 07:16 PM)Angra Mainyu Wrote:  Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a bitch
Now get down on all fours and suck this dick
...
You all can suck my anus, it smells and it is hairy
I'll hang out with your girly girl and bust her fucking cherry
...
Join the Catholic Church, you'll be glad you did
...
Time to join the Sons of God.......now, what shall you do?
So the Sons of God want us to fellate them, give them rimjobs, give them virgins, and so on?
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02-06-2017, 09:54 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Those Baptists and Shaiva and Sunni-
Or Witness or Muslim or Mooney-
With threats they cajole
In the war for your soul
But each one of them sounds like a looney.


Edit to Add: (And who said Dr. Dawkins was cool? He's lots of things, but cool will never be one of them. Seriously... who's out there telling Christians that we worship Dawkins?)

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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02-06-2017, 10:57 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(02-06-2017 08:27 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(02-06-2017 07:16 PM)Angra Mainyu Wrote:  Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a bitch
Now get down on all fours and suck this dick
...
You all can suck my anus, it smells and it is hairy
I'll hang out with your girly girl and bust her fucking cherry
...
Join the Catholic Church, you'll be glad you did
...
Time to join the Sons of God.......now, what shall you do?
So the Sons of God want us to fellate them, give them rimjobs, give them virgins, and so on?

Absolutely! I have sexual dreams of a spiritual nature all the time! It's natural! Angel
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03-06-2017, 06:51 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Whenever a theist explains
What they think are such logical trains--
Their talk about sin
And their demons within--
I think they're all warped in their brains!

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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03-06-2017, 11:01 AM (This post was last modified: 03-06-2017 04:03 PM by Angra Mainyu.)
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Rocket Surgeon? More like Turd Surgeon
you on Craigslist lurkin'
I heard you mutter under your breath with a lisp
"I ain't seen this many dicks since '76"
You a shame on your family, shame on you
"Oh God my son's a faggot, ew ew ewwwwww!"
How do you live with yourself, knowing you ain't cool?
You let random dudes make love to your stool
Time to cut it out with the Disney rhyming shit
Now as I said, get on your knees and suck this dick
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04-06-2017, 02:37 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Angra trolls like a punk
Doesn't know that his writing is junk
This ignorant fool
Or pathetic tool
Doesn't know what a motherfucking limerick is.

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04-06-2017, 09:18 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Oh and by the way, fuck you for your homophobia, you walnut-brained dimwit.

Just give up the denial and go get some dick, already. We're atheists; we don't care if you're gay.

And seriously, learn what a limerick is before you make yourself look like even more of a moron in the LIMERICKS POSTED HERE thread.

But first, go get some dick. You clearly have some repression issues.

By the way, a limerick goes like this:

Anger-a, you need to get screwed
By well-hung and willing gay dudes.
You need an injection,
It's clearly projection
When bigotry makes you so rude.

See? The first two and last lines rhyme, as do the 3rd and 4th lines. Note the iambic rhythm pattern (I'm not sure if Angra is two syllables or three, ang-ra or ang-e-rah, so I deliberately made it three to fit the pattern in the first line), meaning a stressed syllable followed by an unstressed one, often of 8/8/6/6/8 or 9/9/5/5/9. Limericks are generally considered low-brow and are commonly crude.

If you need an example, next time you try to "battle" rap as a form of trolling, you can use the most famous as your base pattern:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole I could fuck it.

Better luck next time! Maybe you'll contribute something of (moderate, or at least minimal) value to this board... and someday, to the planet whose oxygen you are currently wasting. Hope springs eternal.

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