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17-01-2013, 10:03 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
The Obvious Poem
-by-
Wig Didely

Obvious this is a poem
with no rhyme or reason
not even a full verse
needs to explain what
it obviously is
it may suck, it may not even make the tiniest bit of sense
but poems aren't always meant to; especially haiku's.

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24-01-2013, 07:17 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
'There' is no good, 'their' is evil,
'They're' out to get me,
Grammar nazis are also people Hobo
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24-01-2013, 08:24 AM (This post was last modified: 24-01-2013 08:35 AM by Peterkin.)
RE: Poets' Corner
Crazy! Cool

This always happens to me! It would have worked on the previous page; now it just looks dumb. So I'll put another poyem.


Fashion statement


Racehorses wear jockeys,
though not on their nethers;
Cowboys on top
are chafed by their leathers.

Longjohns keep navvies
warm at the docks;
Lumberjacks need thermals
to coddle their rocks.

In monogrammed satin
diapers just-in-cased
the capital assets
of financiers are chaste.

Athletes wear boxers
or streamlined spandex;
black lace display wares
of commodified sex.

Attorneys have briefs,
Jurists have torts;
Honest workmen wear
plain white cotton shorts.

Bureaucrats wind red tape,
Envoys carry pouches;
frothy pink panties
turn up under couches.

Apaches in breach-clouts;
the army in woollies -
no wonder these chaps
are such irate bullies!

Everyone’s in awe of
how Scotsmen are dressed -
If a jester goes commando
nobody’s impressed.

It's not the mean god I have trouble with - it's the people who worship a mean god.
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24-01-2013, 02:47 PM (This post was last modified: 24-01-2013 09:29 PM by Zat.)
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That's very funny, Peterkin, never knew there were so many kinds of undergarment! Big Grin
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07-04-2013, 05:27 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
Farts in the Dark

Awakened by a sound
I'm not sure from where
I don't want to think...
but I think it came... I think it CAME...
from my derrière.

-by-

Wig Didely

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08-04-2013, 06:39 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
Forums

It takes a special kind
to post on an internet forum...
one who needs to speak his mind,
who wouldn't get any other rostrum.

If we were any good,
we'd move in more exalted circles
discuss important issues
with those who have the credentials.

But, alas, no one has ever heard of us,
still, we want to make a mark anyway,
posting mediocre thoughts
on the anonymous cyber-way.

Big Grin
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12-04-2013, 02:34 PM (This post was last modified: 12-04-2013 02:39 PM by cheapthrillseaker.)
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Blame it on the Dog

It wasn't me
it clearly was Rover
if you can't believe me then that's your fault

It's his diet
he keeps eating my shoes
he can't keep it in; his arse ain't a vault

What? I dunno...
had a bowl of baked beans
Noise? That's my stomach doing somersaults.

What are you getting at?

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13-04-2013, 07:59 AM
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...
I guess, I will have to bow to superior talent and gracefully accept defeat!
...
Big Grin
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25-05-2013, 06:40 PM (This post was last modified: 26-05-2013 02:06 PM by Zat.)
RE: Poets' Corner
...sorry but cant' do fart poetry... Sad
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27-05-2013, 01:21 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
Reminds me of the old limerick:

There was a young man from Crass,
Whose balls were made out of glass.
When he rubbed them together,
They played "Stormy Weather"
and lightening shot out of his ass!

Sorry to those who may be offended..couldn't help myself.
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