Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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04-06-2017, 11:52 AM (This post was last modified: 04-06-2017 12:01 PM by Angra Mainyu.)
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
There once was a guy on this site
Whose limericks really did bite
His rhyming was junk
His attitude stunk
He wasn't worth the fight

His name was Rocket, he was a dud
He needed tweezers to play with his nub
All the girls say,
"That dude is gay!"
He lost his dignity, threw it away
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04-06-2017, 11:55 AM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
This one, I stole from Christopher Hitchens. Had my nephews giggling:

There was a train driver named Hunt
Who had some big trains to shunt
By yelling out, "Duck!
"Look out for that truck!"
Saved the life of the fellow in front.

It's all in how you deliver it. The anticipation of the naughty word that never comes gives adolescent boys the giggles.
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04-06-2017, 12:16 PM
RE: Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(04-06-2017 11:52 AM)Angra Mainyu Wrote:  There once was a guy on this site
Whose limericks really did bite
His rhyming was junk
His attitude stunk
He wasn't worth the fight

His name was Rocket, he was a dud
He needed tweezers to play with his nub
All the girls say,
"That dude is gay!"
He lost his dignity, threw it away

The first one is much better! Well done.

Still need to work on the iamb for the last line, on both of those, but that's a vast improvement. Maybe "He just couldn't put up a fight", or something?

Anyway, way to go! Thumbsup

I recommend you check out some of our picture threads before you try attacking my masculinity or my skills with "the girls", though. Laugh out load

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