Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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09-08-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
(09-08-2013 10:37 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(09-08-2013 10:34 AM)DLJ Wrote:  MD,

Arse-hat, if you don't mind!

I'm leaving it as it is, how dare you question my artistic soul ? Big Grin Plus if it pisses you off...

...it is win. Thumbsup

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09-08-2013, 10:40 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a poster on TTA,
who was having a very bad day,
so he bitched and he whined,
and he wasn't very nice or kind,
and in the end nobody else could have their say.

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09-08-2013, 10:45 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a poster on TTA,
who was devilishly hansom every day,
the ladies chased him all around,
but they would soon be very astound,
when they found out he was a gay.

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09-08-2013, 10:48 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a gay Kiwi,
Living on an Island surround be the sea,
the Aussies were jealous of his good looks,
because they were all retarded crooks,
They wish they had even half of his glee.

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09-08-2013, 10:51 AM (This post was last modified: 09-08-2013 10:58 AM by earmuffs.)
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a guy who wrote stupid limericks,
but it was okay because it attracted all the chicks,
their panties would hit the floor,
because his limericks were never a bore,
but none of it ever mattered because he liked pricks.

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09-08-2013, 10:57 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
I can't be fucked writing any more,
This is becoming quiet the bore,
so I'm gonna go play some League of Legends,
because it's too early to do some errands,
because it's 57 minutes past four.

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09-08-2013, 11:22 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a Kiwi called Earmuffs
who acted all pushy, like real tough
When things went awry
there was no pleasing this guy
but his limericks don't scan near enough.

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09-08-2013, 11:54 AM
RE: Poets' Corner
Once upon a man named Chas was very old,
he was so old that he started to grow mold,
his skin was very wrinkly,
long past the days of acne,
and all the young whippersnappers he would scold.

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09-08-2013, 12:04 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a guy call muffs,
Who found writing limericks pretty damn tough,
He wrote them all day,
But they were all gay,
So we told him we'd all had enough.

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09-08-2013, 12:04 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a girl named Amber
this limerick will give her nothing but anger,
but I don't care because she's a dyke,
and she's pretty much the town bike,
I think my next limerick will be about Cantor

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