Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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09-08-2013, 12:05 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
There was once a man from Dundee
Whose limericks ended on line three
I don't know why.

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09-08-2013, 12:07 PM
[split] Poets' Corner (Serious Poems)
There was once a Brit called Hughsie,
who one day shit a doozie,
but in the end it didn't matter,
cause the only woman he could flatter,
was a big nosed, sweaty floozy.

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09-08-2013, 12:08 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(09-08-2013 12:04 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  There once was a girl named Amber
this limerick will give her nothing but anger,
but I don't care because she's a dyke,
and she's pretty much the town bike,
I think my next limerick will be about Cantor

Who's Amber... Consider
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09-08-2013, 12:11 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
I once knew an Alabamian dyke,
Who was the lesbian community's bike,
She thought I liked her,
But I just wanna smite her,
So Ferdinand go fly a kite.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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09-08-2013, 12:22 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
I really hate fucking limericks,
They are only written by dicks,
If you write one you should,
Be hit by some wood,
Because you are clearly a little damn bitch.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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09-08-2013, 12:23 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(09-08-2013 12:22 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  I really hate fucking limericks,
They are only written by dicks,
If you write one you should,
Be hit by some wood,
Because you are clearly a little damn bitch.

So you and Earmuffs are little damn bitches?
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09-08-2013, 12:24 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(09-08-2013 12:23 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  So you and Earmuffs are little damn bitches?

And you. You wrote one too. Smile

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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09-08-2013, 12:25 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(09-08-2013 12:24 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(09-08-2013 12:23 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  So you and Earmuffs are little damn bitches?

And you. You wrote one too. Smile

Well once a month I obviously am. Thumbsup
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09-08-2013, 12:26 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(09-08-2013 12:25 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Well once a month I obviously am. Thumbsup

You're a bitch when you turn into a werewolf? Huh

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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09-08-2013, 12:28 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(09-08-2013 12:26 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(09-08-2013 12:25 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Well once a month I obviously am. Thumbsup

You're a bitch when you turn into a werewolf? Huh

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