Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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09-08-2013, 12:28 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a girl from Canada
who cussed and cursed straight atchya
but lo and behold
she has Tourette's, I'm told
so FUCK OFF YA CUNTS!!!

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09-08-2013, 12:31 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
I know a guy called A2,
Who's dick has nothing to do,
He needs to find,
A girl who is kind,
Enough to let him fuck her blue.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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09-08-2013, 12:54 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
There's a guy on Skype called Tartarus,
Who's singing is really annoying us,
Shut up Mike,
Before I kill you with a Pike,
And run you over with a bus.

Big Grin

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Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 05:45 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a poet from TTA
who hated that everyone told limericks all day
so he bitched and he complained
about what the poet thread now contained
but nobody gives a flying fuck and so the limericks shall stay

I don't talk gay, I don't walk gay, it's like people don't even know I'm gay unless I'm blowing them.
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11-08-2013, 06:07 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was an angry poet,
who was mad at our awesome limericks don't you know it,
but nobody cared,
because he's just scared,
of our awesome poetic skills, they're causing him a fit.

I don't talk gay, I don't walk gay, it's like people don't even know I'm gay unless I'm blowing them.
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11-08-2013, 06:10 PM
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Zat is mad at our poetic mad skillz,
they're making him scof down antidepressant pills,
because our poems are better then his,
he can't even compete in this biz,
he'll be soon running for the hills.

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11-08-2013, 06:15 PM
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There once was a shirt that didn't fit,
it wouldn't budge, not one little bit,
so I have to return it to the shop,
and again risk getting pulled over by a cop,
so god damn bloodly hell fuck it.

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11-08-2013, 06:18 PM
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There were two guys called muffs and Zat,
Who got into a TTA spat,
Over the right,
To post all night,
In the poetry thread and that's that.

I just couldn't resist. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 06:23 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
There once was a Brit who threw a big fit
all of his friends made fun of his zit
so he sat and he cried
and then his cat died
and that was really it.

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11-08-2013, 06:28 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(11-08-2013 06:23 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  There once was a Brit who threw a big fit
all of his friends made fun of his zit
so he sat and he cried
and then his cat died
and that was really it.

I know a girl called Amber,
And nobody wanted to bang her,
Because she smells really grody,
And her 'down-there' is mouldy,
So the whole world said "fuck you" and damned her.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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