Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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11-08-2013, 06:30 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
From New Zealand there was a guy
that ate shit tons of pie
he went shopping for jeans one day
but realized too fat was his bootay
so he left the store with a sigh.
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11-08-2013, 06:37 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(11-08-2013 06:28 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  I know a girl called Amber,
And nobody wanted to bang her,
Because she smells really grody,
And her 'down-there' is mouldy,
So the whole world said "fuck you" and damned her.

Tiny Tim is a guy I know
whose p.p. shrinks when it snows
and when it lightens
and Tiny Tim heightens
it's still as small as it was when it snowed.
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11-08-2013, 06:44 PM
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(11-08-2013 06:37 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Tiny Tim is a guy I know
whose p.p. shrinks when it snows
and when it lightens
and Tiny Tim heightens
it's still as small as it was when it snowed.

Amber could fit a steam train up her behind,
I'm not exaggerating I'm actually being kind,
Because she's a whore,
(And also a bore),
She's had jizz in her eyes so often she's blind.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 06:45 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
Whilst I appreciate this forums free speech,
and I don't really wish to preach.
But can I ask people kindly,
all the way over here from blighty.

That you make your own thread entitled "limericks" as this is a poem section.

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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11-08-2013, 06:51 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(11-08-2013 06:44 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Amber could fit a steam train up her behind,
I'm not exaggerating I'm actually being kind,
Because she's a whore,
(And also a bore),
She's had jizz in her eyes so often she's blind.

Tim has a penis that looks like Gary Busey
whenever he gets laid it's mostly by a floozy
loosely as it may be
he can occasionally get a squeeze
even though she only uses two fingers


haw haw haw
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11-08-2013, 06:57 PM
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(11-08-2013 06:51 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Tim has a penis that looks like Gary Busey
whenever he gets laid it's mostly by a floozy
loosely as it may be
he can occasionally get a squeeze
even though she only uses two fingers


haw haw haw
[Image: gary_busey2.jpg]

Ferdinand smells like chlamydia,
So nobody wants to go near her,
Her vagina is rotten,
From all the STDs she has gotten,
And her pubes are full of crabs, duh.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 06:59 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(11-08-2013 06:57 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Ferdinand smells like chlamydia,
So nobody wants to go near her,
Her vagina is rotten,
From all the STDs she has gotten,
And her pubes are full of crabs, duh.

You suck at rhyming
so stop your whining
just accept that I'm better at you
and admit that you smell like poo
and all will be bright and shining
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11-08-2013, 07:00 PM
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(11-08-2013 06:45 PM)bemore Wrote:  Whilst I appreciate this forums free speech,
and I don't really wish to preach.
But can I ask people kindly,
all the way over here from blighty.

That you make your own thread entitled "limericks" as this is a poem section.

They are fucking poems you dumb shit,
Every single line, every single bit,
so stfu and get over yourself,
this QQing is bad for your health,
we shall not stop so feel free to keep having a fit.

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11-08-2013, 07:07 PM
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(11-08-2013 07:00 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(11-08-2013 06:45 PM)bemore Wrote:  Whilst I appreciate this forums free speech,
and I don't really wish to preach.
But can I ask people kindly,
all the way over here from blighty.

That you make your own thread entitled "limericks" as this is a poem section.

They are fucking poems you dumb shit,
Every single line, every single bit,
so stfu and get over yourself,
this QQing is bad for your health,
we shall not stop so feel free to keep having a fit.

Before this turns into another drama you selfish twat, review all of the time and effort people may have put into writing all of the previous poetry. All of the previous works and this thread are being ruined because you wish to write shit to one another instead of making your own shitty thread entitled "humorous limericks that take no thought or effort to come up with"

Your a fucking sad twat who lacks empathy muffs. Fuck you and and all the other people writing shit in this thread.

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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11-08-2013, 07:10 PM
RE: Poets' Corner
(11-08-2013 07:07 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(11-08-2013 07:00 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  They are fucking poems you dumb shit,
Every single line, every single bit,
so stfu and get over yourself,
this QQing is bad for your health,
we shall not stop so feel free to keep having a fit.

Before this turns into another drama you selfish twat, review all of the time and effort people may have put into writing all of the previous poetry. All of the previous works and this thread are being ruined because you wish to write shit to one another instead of making your own shitty thread entitled "humorous limericks that take no thought or effort to come up with"

Your a fucking sad twat who lacks empathy muffs. Fuck you and and all the other people writing shit in this thread.

First off You're not your. Second off just because you don't care for a kind of poetry does not make it worth any less than another kind. I don't personally care for most of the hack bs poetry posted here but have quite enjoyed the limericks. Don't like a post don't read it.

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