Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
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11-08-2013, 08:11 PM (This post was last modified: 11-08-2013 08:25 PM by earmuffs.)
RE: Poets' Corner
Korea, Ireland, they're all the same,
the only difference really is their name,
I'm not a racist like that you see,
not this cool slick cat, nope not me,
so don't look at me I'm not to blame.
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11-08-2013, 08:29 PM (This post was last modified: 11-08-2013 08:43 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Poets' Corner
(11-08-2013 07:34 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Bemore you're retardation makes me laugh,
allow me to explain something on your behalf,
This is a poem thread is it not?
and these are poems you stupid twot.
It's really not rocket science, I shouldn't need a graph,
so by all means go and bitch to the forum team staff,
and try to extend your neck above the crowd like a giraffe,
but you just made the situation worse you cunt,
you're being such a bitch, if I can be so blunt,
so run along little jealous troll, for your poem skills aren't even half.

That one's actually pretty damn good for a 22 yo gay virgin (what the fuck does that even mean? Huh ... Blink ) looking to be a bazillionaire shipping magnate with literally no venture capital, connections, education, qualifications or experience. Yeah, Zat's gonna tell you to "Get off my lawn."




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11-08-2013, 10:27 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner
I call dis poem Little Poem Babies

You smell like powder and poop
you favorite food is soup
in the poet's corner you stoop
an angry critique group
little poem baby

you call our poems lame
though in the name of shame
you are all practically the same
in your buttholes you inflame
little poem baby

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11-08-2013, 10:37 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Holy shit, how butthurt did Zat and Bemore have to be to have it ACTUALLY split?!?!?! Holy fuck, all of those were poems. The thread wasn't the Serious Poet's Corner.


Fucking hell. This is bullshit.

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11-08-2013, 10:40 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
(11-08-2013 10:37 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Holy shit, how butthurt did Zat and Bemore have to be to have it ACTUALLY split?!?!?! Holy fuck, all of those were poems. The thread wasn't the Serious Poet's Corner.


Fucking hell. This is bullshit.

My limericks were serious! Ferdy really does have a rotting vagina and a massive butthole! Weeping

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 10:45 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 2

I love banana splits
but you love throwing fits
we posted poems, badass shit
you got mad but you asked for it
little poem baby

and I don't mean to sass
but your emotions are made of glass
man up or take it up the ass
your wit we easily surpass
little poem baby
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11-08-2013, 10:46 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Just gonna say people, Little Poem Baby is even better when you hear it read out by it's writer. The voice she does is hysterical. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-08-2013, 10:55 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 3

Your skin is wrinkly and old
us juveniles you like to scold
well my opinions you'll behold
because I'll tell you, you're made of mold
little poem baby

my old account was once a ban
you moaned and groaned, an old man
you're as nice as a rotten milk can
you're late and mysterious period, you began
little poem baby
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11-08-2013, 11:03 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 4

Our poems made you cry
in the thread you were simply a sty
you blew the proportion sky high
and left the good poems out to dry
little poem baby

Never able to handle the kids
our silly, fun poems you try to rid
behind embarrassment you hid
a shallow, stinky squid
little poem baby
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11-08-2013, 11:10 PM
RE: [split] Silly, fun, and non-serious Poet's Corner (Limericks posted here)
Little Poem Babies Pt. 5

Your poem thread was done for
you little poem whore
penetrating poems like a Trojan war
thrusting rhymes till they were sore
little poem baby

A little poem schmuck
if the moment struck
you'd drown a baby duck
you're the equivalent of a garbage truck
little poem baby
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