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22-10-2015, 01:14 PM
RE: Skunks on Noah's Ark.
(22-10-2015 12:08 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(22-10-2015 10:27 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  For bonus points, explain why the California oak, having served host to some of these gall wasps on the voyage and no doubt producing a goodly number of acorns, did not manage to colonize the region around Mt. Arafat, but instead managed to somehow spring up halfway around the world in the similar environment of California.

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That ent no explanation.
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22-10-2015, 10:35 PM
Skunks on Noah's Ark.
Screw you heathens. I'm not liking any of these replies until pops, Q, or Tomasia put us in our places on that ark story.
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22-10-2015, 11:46 PM
RE: Skunks on Noah's Ark.
(22-10-2015 10:35 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Screw you heathens. I'm not liking any of these replies until pops, Q, or Tomasia put us in our places on that ark story.

I think our place in that story is underwater cuz we're evil baby-eaters?
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23-10-2015, 12:05 AM
RE: Skunks on Noah's Ark.
(22-10-2015 11:46 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(22-10-2015 10:35 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Screw you heathens. I'm not liking any of these replies until pops, Q, or Tomasia put us in our places on that ark story.

I think our place in that story is underwater cuz we're evil baby-eaters?

Can one eat a baby underwater?

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23-10-2015, 12:15 AM
RE: Skunks on Noah's Ark.
(22-10-2015 05:26 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  two of every animal would not fit inside
I think they had 7 of each animal, some clean ones and some dirty ones.
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23-10-2015, 02:04 AM
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(22-10-2015 09:00 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  What possible mechanism would "squeeze" an ocean's worth of water up the gravity well and onto the surface for a year?

God's will ye heathen Big Grin

It isn't about physics or whatever real life science is applicable as you surely know. God deads can not be seriously discused when other party thinks he is omnipotent.

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23-10-2015, 11:43 AM
RE: Skunks on Noah's Ark.
(22-10-2015 04:19 AM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  I just thought about this one. It was almost like an Epiphany really. I mean...WHOA!

How did they keep the skunks from...like..I don't even..

Forget about the smell of poop! The instant a one of those lions makes a peep or one of noah's family members walks up to the skunks a little too fast and scares them.

OMG!!!!!! The other animals would fucking Riot and stampede!

Perhaps the skunks which brought themselves to the ark and were in a state of peace with Noah remained so throughout the journey. Your "gedanken is stanken"! Angel

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23-10-2015, 11:44 AM
RE: Skunks on Noah's Ark.
I know two people who like the smell of skunk. So maybe Noah did too. Lol
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23-10-2015, 12:02 PM
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(23-10-2015 11:44 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  I know two people who like the smell of skunk. So maybe Noah did too. Lol

My brother claimed to like the smell of skunk, because it reminded him of certain types of marijuana.
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23-10-2015, 12:05 PM
RE: Skunks on Noah's Ark.
(23-10-2015 12:02 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  
(23-10-2015 11:44 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  I know two people who like the smell of skunk. So maybe Noah did too. Lol

My brother claimed to like the smell of skunk, because it reminded him of certain types of marijuana.

Doesnt that sound like something appealing to smoke? *gag*
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