Skype Debate with a Creationist
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06-08-2011, 12:16 AM
 
Skype Debate with a Creationist
There's a group of guys and gals I've been gaming with for a while. This is an argument I had with one of them the other night. It's hilarious if you take the time to read it. Oh, and sorry for not posting on here in a while. How you all been?

[10:51:28 PM] jbrizzle12172094: im sad its church
[10:51:29 PM] detanater: ......
[10:51:30 PM] Turner: Same
[10:51:37 PM | Edited 10:51:45 PM] jbrizzle12172094: i can deal with archers, but churches? Come on Cal like wtf Big Grin
[10:51:43 PM] Turner: It makes me feel hypocritical being an Atheist.
[10:51:44 PM] detanater: lol
[10:51:53 PM] detanater: turner
[10:51:57 PM] Turner: Yes
[10:52:05 PM] detanater: i cant be your friend anymore
[10:52:11 PM] Turner: You a Christian?
[10:52:22 PM] detanater: yes
[10:52:26 PM] Turner: Hypocrit Smile
[10:52:33 PM] detanater: (finger)
[10:52:35 PM] Turner: Christians are all about forgivness.
[10:53:39 PM] jbrizzle12172094: |-(
[10:53:49 PM] detanater: josh what boat are you in
[10:53:50 PM] Turner: I feel like I'm alone here.
[10:55:04 PM] detanater: are you the sinking ship
[10:55:10 PM] detanater: or the boat with flying pigs
[10:55:12 PM] detanater: Tongue
[10:55:20 PM] Turner: I'm the one who thinks for himself Smile
[10:55:34 PM] detanater: i do think for myself
[10:55:44 PM] detanater: btw i think your on the sinking ship
[10:56:07 PM] Turner: So you support a book that supports the stoning of children?
[10:56:12 PM] jbrizzle12172094: Im on the boat that floats just fine on the water.
[10:56:18 PM] detanater: lol
[10:56:34 PM] detanater: yeah if they had sex to young
[10:56:43 PM] Turner: Right.
[10:56:49 PM] Turner: Do you believe in unicorns?
[10:56:56 PM] detanater: eh if god made them
[10:57:07 PM] detanater: but i dont think he did
[10:57:35 PM] detanater: unless the "scienctist" find them
[10:57:42 PM] Turner: Right.
[10:57:52 PM] Turner: So anything scientists find you don't believe in then?
[10:58:01 PM] detanater: i dont believe in this big foot shit
[10:58:06 PM] Turner: Like, every fucking thing around you
[10:58:13 PM] Turner: You don't believe in.
[10:58:27 PM] detanater: oh and did you here they think the loch ness monster died
[10:58:28 PM] Turner: But you believe in an imaginary friend?
[10:58:36 PM] Turner: lol.
[10:58:47 PM] Turner: I don't think I need to even try to argue with you.
[10:58:58 PM] Turner: You destroy your own arguement before I even have to start.
[10:59:06 PM] detanater: im not trying to argue trying to have some fun
[10:59:20 PM] detanater: but you really should believe in god
[10:59:38 PM] detanater: but i cant save you only the holy spirit can
[11:00:47 PM] Turner: I would rather burn in hell, then spend the rest of eternity kissing the ass of a bipolar ,megalomaniacal, tyrant that starves children in Africa and will admit any murderer into his "heaven" so long as they whisper into their hands before they die and say I'm sorry.
[11:01:07 PM] Turner: If you actually take the time to step back and look at religion, it's quite hilarious.
[11:01:20 PM] detanater: There is a reason for everything
[11:01:28 PM] Turner: My ass there is.
[11:01:44 PM] Turner: So do you believe that we're the only life in the universe?
[11:01:53 PM] jbrizzle12172094: before this gets too bad, i am getting off. night goons
[11:01:56 PM] Turner: Night
[11:01:58 PM] detanater: cya
[11:02:00 PM] detanater: (wave)
[11:02:01 PM] Turner: Daddy loves you
[11:02:13 PM] jbrizzle12172094: yay i stopped the argument Big Grin (bandit) cya tomorrow
[11:02:26 PM] detanater: yeah i do believe we are the only life in the universe
[11:02:37 PM] detanater: if there was other life we would have found it by now
[11:02:43 PM] Turner: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[11:03:35 PM] Turner: It's so arrogant to believe that in a universe that's ENDLESS to what we know, that we're the only life. Especially on the pretense that some floating guru genie thing decided to pick us, and only us, out of his entire universe to be his only life.
[11:03:40 PM] Turner: So tell me this.
[11:03:51 PM] Turner: Where did your god come from?
[11:03:59 PM] Turner: Please just say that he's always been there.
[11:04:02 PM] Turner: Please.
[11:04:06 PM] detanater: HE has
[11:04:08 PM] detanater: lol
[11:04:10 PM] Turner: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[11:04:15 PM] detanater: he couldnt just appear
[11:04:19 PM] detanater: god made us
[11:04:22 PM | Edited 11:04:26 PM] detanater: he made the earth
[11:04:34 PM] Turner: Oh man.
[11:04:34 PM] detanater: made everything
[11:04:39 PM] Turner: Creationists make me laugh.
[11:04:46 PM] detanater: wasnt for him we wouldnt have anything
[11:04:50 PM] detanater: we wouldnt even be here
[11:04:57 PM] Turner: Tell you what, when I die, if I'm wrong, which I'm not, I'll suck your dick in heaven.
[11:05:08 PM] detanater: Wasnt for him YOU wouldnt be here
[11:05:17 PM] detanater: Haha im not gay
[11:05:26 PM] Turner: Okay so here's another situation for you.
[11:05:31 PM] detanater: im not going to be sent to Hell because of you
[11:05:36 PM] Turner: Why would your god allow people like me to question him?
[11:05:47 PM] detanater: Because it test our faith
[11:06:19 PM] Turner: I love how your only rebuttal is because god made us
[11:06:23 PM] Turner: Because the bible says so
[11:06:44 PM] detanater: i said because he test our FAITH
[11:06:51 PM] detanater: I didnt say because god made us
[11:06:56 PM] Turner: Yes you did
[11:06:57 PM] detanater: Can you read?
[11:07:06 PM] Turner: "he couldnt just appear
[11:04:19 PM] detanater: god made us
[11:04:22 PM | Edited 11:04:26 PM] detanater: he made the earth"
[11:07:06 PM] detanater: Why would your god allow people like me to question him?
[1:05:47 AM] Detanater: Because it test our faith
[1:06:20 AM] Turner: I love how your only rebuttal is because god made us
[11:07:15 PM] detanater: yeah that was up here
[11:07:20 PM] detanater: Why would your god allow people like me to question him?
[1:05:47 AM] Detanater: Because it test our faith
[1:06:20 AM] Turner: I love how your only rebuttal is because god made us
[11:07:28 PM] Turner: Because it tests our faith
[11:07:33 PM] Turner: That's a good one.
[11:07:38 PM] Turner: You should tell it at parties.
[11:07:54 PM] Turner: Have you ever even read the bible?
[11:08:05 PM] detanater: yeah i have...have you?
[11:08:09 PM] Turner: Yes.
[11:08:13 PM] Turner: It's my favorite comedy
[11:08:19 PM] detanater: sure it is
[11:09:09 PM] detanater: Eh i c you ran out of questions
[11:09:20 PM] Turner: Cause all you do is answer with the same bullshit.
[11:09:24 PM] Turner: GOD LOVES US
[11:09:29 PM] Turner: IT"S A TEST OF FAITH
[11:09:31 PM] detanater: He does
[11:09:35 PM] detanater: that was 2 questions
[11:09:39 PM] Turner: Right.
[11:09:42 PM] detanater: those where my 2 answers
[11:10:14 PM] Turner: So do you only believe in one God?
[11:10:17 PM] Turner: What about Buddha
[11:10:22 PM] Turner: Thor
[11:10:24 PM] Turner: Athena
[11:10:25 PM] detanater: buddha isnt even a god
[11:10:29 PM] Turner: All those ancient gods
[11:10:33 PM] Turner: Regardless
[11:10:41 PM] detanater: those are all made up "gods"
[11:10:42 PM] Turner: Were all those people sent to hell?
[11:10:47 PM] Turner: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[11:10:56 PM] Turner: Jesus fucking christ this is funny.
[11:11:10 PM] detanater: DONT SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN
[11:11:16 PM] Turner: Jesus christ.
[11:11:21 PM] Turner: OOOOH
[11:11:25 PM] Turner: Nothing happened.
[11:11:35 PM] Turner: Strike me down oh great smiter!
[11:11:54 PM] detanater: Grow up
[11:12:11 PM] Turner: Smarten up.
[11:12:14 PM] detanater: Im making my own decisions and saying what i believe
[11:12:23 PM] Turner: I'm making mine too.
[11:12:31 PM] Turner: And mocking yours at the same time.
[11:12:43 PM] detanater: you go ahead believe what you want.....but i can tell you 1 thing only person that needs to smarten up is YOU!
[11:13:18 PM] Turner: Keep whispering into your hands buddy. See how far it gets you in the end.
[11:13:27 PM] detanater: farther then you
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06-08-2011, 04:10 AM
RE: Skype Debate with a Creationist
Quite hilarious indeed, good sir.
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06-08-2011, 04:23 AM
RE: Skype Debate with a Creationist
Lol you should of said if god doesnt need a creator how come the universe does?

And if if the Universe does need a creator then so does god which then they should be worshipping the creator of god not god himself.

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06-08-2011, 11:17 AM
RE: Skype Debate with a Creationist
It's nice you took the debate to his level. Actually, lower. Dodgy

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07-08-2011, 05:59 AM
RE: Skype Debate with a Creationist
Yeah, you didn't win, you just angered him. He knows he's going to heaven anyway. He'll probably have a smug grin on his face before departing.

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07-08-2011, 04:32 PM
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Him saying "we cant be friends anymore" is childish. But acting like a dick was even more childish. Like Thammuz said "you didnt win".
It just made you look kinda sad. detanater hit the nail on the head when he replied with "Grow up".
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07-08-2011, 07:29 PM
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Laughing in the opposing side's face, what a great way to come off as rational and convincing...
You were acting like an asshole, if you had actually tried to have a discussion with him perhaps you could have gotten somewhere.

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08-08-2011, 12:27 PM
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Ah, too bad it ended so soon, I really enjoyed the conversation. You my friend, have very good nerves, I wouldn't have the nerves to even start this kind of debate. I just tell them they are idiots, go read a book, get back to elementary school and then I end all further discussions.

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12-08-2011, 02:30 AM
 
RE: Skype Debate with a Creationist
This is so funny... We laugh while they anger.
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