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01-04-2014, 05:18 PM
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01-04-2014, 09:49 PM
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Wouldn't mind one of those myself, the bike that is not the shirt.

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02-04-2014, 04:54 AM
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Good ol' days

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02-04-2014, 03:31 PM
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Living in a tourist destination you hear some pretty funny things. For your entertainment here's a short list of things I've heard around boats and the water.

Q: What's the name of the lake we're on?
A: The Atlantic Ocean

Q: How many sunset cruises do you make a day? Consider

Q: Can your boat get under that bridge?
A: No it's too low for most boats around here.
Q: Couldn't they have dug the channel deeper? Facepalm

Picture a larger boat's bow cantilevered over my outboard engine while at dock and I'm warned of the following: "You might want to move your boat forward". I ask why. "Well the tide is coming in and your motor will hit the other boat from below when it goes up". Facepalm

Q: Does the water go all the way around the island?

Q: Is that the same moon we see from our house?

Overheard man describing Aquarium adventure trip and seeing performing "Bottleneck" dolphins vs Bottlenose dolphins. (I can forgive him for this one)

I wish these were made up, but they're not. Maybe they were all from South Carolina.

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02-04-2014, 03:34 PM
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Oh, before I forget again; the small thing which made me smile yesterday; my report for this term:

B- Biology
A+ Modern History
B Scientific Studies
B Workplace Practises

I dun good.

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02-04-2014, 03:45 PM
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(02-04-2014 03:34 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Oh, before I forget again; the small thing which made me smile yesterday; my report for this term:

B- Biology
A+ Modern History
B Scientific Studies
B Workplace Practises

I dun good.

Yes, yes you did! Smile

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02-04-2014, 03:46 PM
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(02-04-2014 03:31 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Living in a tourist destination you hear some pretty funny things. For your entertainment here's a short list of things I've heard around boats and the water.

Q: What's the name of the lake we're on?
A: The Atlantic Ocean

Q: How many sunset cruises do you make a day? Consider

Q: Can your boat get under that bridge?
A: No it's too low for most boats around here.
Q: Couldn't they have dug the channel deeper? Facepalm

Picture a larger boat's bow cantilevered over my outboard engine while at dock and I'm warned of the following: "You might want to move your boat forward". I ask why. "Well the tide is coming in and your motor will hit the other boat from below when it goes up". Facepalm

Q: Does the water go all the way around the island?

Q: Is that the same moon we see from our house?

Overheard man describing Aquarium adventure trip and seeing performing "Bottleneck" dolphins vs Bottlenose dolphins. (I can forgive him for this one)

I wish these were made up, but they're not. Maybe they were all from South Carolina.

You mean you can't schedule more sunset cruises to make things more convenient for the tourists...obviously you aren't trying hard enough to please them. Tongue

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02-04-2014, 03:51 PM
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(02-04-2014 03:46 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You mean you can't schedule more sunset cruises to make things more convenient for the tourists...obviously you aren't trying hard enough to please them. Tongue

We suck at "personal service" in these here parts, but its really hard to be polite when you can't catch your breath while rolling on the floor.Rolleyes

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02-04-2014, 08:02 PM
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Whales make me smile

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02-04-2014, 08:14 PM
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(02-04-2014 03:34 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Oh, before I forget again; the small thing which made me smile yesterday; my report for this term:
B- Biology
A+ Modern History
B Scientific Studies
B Workplace Practises

I dun good.

Well done! Smile

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