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21-12-2014, 04:47 AM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
Thos panorama photos that don't quite stitch up nicely, resulting in people who look like exhibits at Ripley's.....

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22-12-2014, 02:30 AM
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...like this: http://ifunny.co/fun/fv5UDzhX2

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22-12-2014, 02:30 AM
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...like this: http://ifunny.co/fun/fv5UDzhX2

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22-12-2014, 04:01 AM
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(19-12-2014 04:33 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(18-12-2014 06:21 AM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  My dick.

Pretty sure somebody long ago made that joke. Drinking Beverage

Not that I could find.

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22-12-2014, 04:15 AM
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(22-12-2014 04:01 AM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  
(19-12-2014 04:33 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Pretty sure somebody long ago made that joke. Drinking Beverage

Not that I could find.

Because it's small? Weeping

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22-12-2014, 04:22 AM
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(22-12-2014 04:15 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(22-12-2014 04:01 AM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  Not that I could find.

Because it's small? Weeping

Although, this brings back a work memory that makes me smile. It's graphic nurse humor, though. Might be don't go there territory.... Consider

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22-12-2014, 04:45 AM
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22-12-2014, 04:54 AM
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(22-12-2014 04:01 AM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  
(19-12-2014 04:33 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Pretty sure somebody long ago made that joke. Drinking Beverage

Not that I could find.

Post #2! Where were you looking? Laugh out load

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22-12-2014, 05:00 AM
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^You made reference to a potential joke. I told the joke.

That's totally different and I wasn't lazy in my search or anything like that.

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22-12-2014, 05:03 AM
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Fine, graphic penis story:

I'd been a nurse in the ED for only a few months, and at the time I had more personal than professional experience with penises. I was checking in an elderly man, and had a male tech, "Chris", in the room helping me. Pt needed to take a piss and said he couldn't pee in the urinal (see my avatar for an example) sitting down. The guy was at least 6'5" and 300 lbs. One thing about CHF and renal problems - you hold into fluid. This guy had lots of fluid in his balls and they were ridiculously huge. The male tech helped the man with his balance (normally used a walker, and the guy was hypoxic - there for shortness of breath/CHF exacerbation). He kept dropping the urinal and I had to hold the damn thing. Sooooo, when I look for where to put the urinal, I couldn't find his penis. I didn't want pee all over the floor, cause I'd have to clean up both the pt and the floor. I didn't know that penises could be inverted. Fortunately the man was nearly deaf as I was whispering "Chris, I can't find it." "What do you mean you can't find it?" "I can't find his penis." "He has to have a penis, look at the size of his balls." And I'd knelt down at that point trying to find it. Finally Chris had to show me how to pop the penis out. Since those early days in my career, I have become an expert at penis popping. And nurse of the year for professionalism goes to.....

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