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22-12-2014, 10:44 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(22-12-2014 10:12 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  
(22-12-2014 05:03 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Fine, graphic penis story:

I'd been a nurse in the ED for only a few months, and at the time I had more personal than professional experience with penises. I was checking in an elderly man, and had a male tech, "Chris", in the room helping me. Pt needed to take a piss and said he couldn't pee in the urinal (see my avatar for an example) sitting down. The guy was at least 6'5" and 300 lbs. One thing about CHF and renal problems - you hold into fluid. This guy had lots of fluid in his balls and they were ridiculously huge. The male tech helped the man with his balance (normally used a walker, and the guy was hypoxic - there for shortness of breath/CHF exacerbation). He kept dropping the urinal and I had to hold the damn thing. Sooooo, when I look for where to put the urinal, I couldn't find his penis. I didn't want pee all over the floor, cause I'd have to clean up both the pt and the floor. I didn't know that penises could be inverted. Fortunately the man was nearly deaf as I was whispering "Chris, I can't find it." "What do you mean you can't find it?" "I can't find his penis." "He has to have a penis, look at the size of his balls." And I'd knelt down at that point trying to find it. Finally Chris had to show me how to pop the penis out. Since those early days in my career, I have become an expert at penis popping. And nurse of the year for professionalism goes to.....

That was almost entirely made up of things I didn't know. Cool.
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22-12-2014, 10:50 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
I chose a christmas spider. Cool thing was it was in japanese so I could practice reading.

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22-12-2014, 11:12 PM
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(22-12-2014 10:44 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(22-12-2014 10:12 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  That was almost entirely made up of things I didn't know. Cool.
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I gave fair warning AND used spoiler tags. Angel

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22-12-2014, 11:15 PM
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(22-12-2014 11:12 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(22-12-2014 10:44 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  That was TMI Hobo All I need to know is





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I gave fair warning AND used spoiler tags. Angel

Yes you did and that of course made it irresistible Weeping my little Delilah.

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24-12-2014, 06:19 AM
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If I had to be awake at 4 - thanks to my dogs - at least I was able to use the time to prep some things for dinner tonight.

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24-12-2014, 05:13 PM
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The terrible mariachi band next door ruining perfectly good Christmas songs, you know, the ones that have been playing non stop on the radio since October Big Grin

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24-12-2014, 05:18 PM
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(24-12-2014 05:13 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  The terrible mariachi band next door ruining perfectly good Christmas songs, you know, the ones that have been playing non stop on the radio since October Big Grin

Giftmas songs suck by default anyway.

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24-12-2014, 05:20 PM
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(24-12-2014 05:18 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(24-12-2014 05:13 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  The terrible mariachi band next door ruining perfectly good Christmas songs, you know, the ones that have been playing non stop on the radio since October Big Grin

Giftmas songs suck by default anyway.

Yeah I know, why it made me smile. I didn't know they could get worse haha

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25-12-2014, 12:34 PM
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25-12-2014, 12:36 PM
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(24-12-2014 06:19 AM)Anjele Wrote:  If I had to be awake at 4 - thanks to my dogs - at least I was able to use the time to prep some things for dinner tonight.

Liar. You got up to see if Santa came and ate the cookies you left out. Just admit it.

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