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01-01-2015, 10:45 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(01-01-2015 04:08 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(01-01-2015 04:04 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I don't recall the serpent ever being given a gender, and the majority of fundies seem to hold that the serpent was a part of Satan's god-hating plan, if not Satan himself.

Keep in mind fundies also say jesus is lord, despite the fact he prayed to god and spoke to god in third person. The original story had lilith and adam not adam and eve. Lilith escaped eden. The story eventually holds her as the serpent, as many old pictures depicting the serpent show it as a female or female figure.

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01-01-2015, 10:50 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(01-01-2015 10:45 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(01-01-2015 04:08 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Keep in mind fundies also say jesus is lord, despite the fact he prayed to god and spoke to god in third person. The original story had lilith and adam not adam and eve. Lilith escaped eden. The story eventually holds her as the serpent, as many old pictures depicting the serpent show it as a female or female figure.

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You do know what satan means right? It means enforcer, so all the things he does period is what god commands him. So in turn it is god making satan do the things that would make him good

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01-01-2015, 10:52 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(01-01-2015 10:50 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(01-01-2015 10:45 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Fine then...
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You do know what satan means right? It means enforcer, so all the things he does period is what god commands him. So in turn it is god making satan do the things that would make him good

Pretty sure it means adversary bro Thumbsup

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01-01-2015, 10:55 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(01-01-2015 10:52 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(01-01-2015 10:50 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  You do know what satan means right? It means enforcer, so all the things he does period is what god commands him. So in turn it is god making satan do the things that would make him good

Pretty sure it means adversary bro Thumbsup

Oh, yeah you right.

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01-01-2015, 11:05 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(01-01-2015 10:55 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(01-01-2015 10:52 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Pretty sure it means adversary bro Thumbsup

Oh, yeah you right.

Besides, as stated earlier, Satan is just a title. Either way this is a pointless argument because no one here believes in Satan. It's just apparent that of the two immortals in the story, Lucifer is really the good guy.

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01-01-2015, 11:12 PM
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(01-01-2015 11:05 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(01-01-2015 10:55 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Oh, yeah you right.

Besides, as stated earlier, Satan is just a title. Either way this is a pointless argument because no one here believes in Satan. It's just apparent that of the two immortals in the story, Lucifer is really the good guy.

But "lucifer" only appears once in the whole bible, and even then it was only the hebrew old testement and even then it was not his name it was hêlêl. Lucifer and his hebrew name mean light bringer. So in turn lucifer only appeared once. Also if you want to get technical, in the mythology god has it all planed out, so in other words the god made satan do the things he has done on purpose, like a puppet. So god would technically be the one using satan to do the good, in turn meaning that god did the good through a puppet.

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02-01-2015, 12:04 AM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(01-01-2015 11:12 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(01-01-2015 11:05 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Besides, as stated earlier, Satan is just a title. Either way this is a pointless argument because no one here believes in Satan. It's just apparent that of the two immortals in the story, Lucifer is really the good guy.

But "lucifer" only appears once in the whole bible, and even then it was only the hebrew old testement and even then it was not his name it was hêlêl. Lucifer and his hebrew name mean light bringer. So in turn lucifer only appeared once. Also if you want to get technical, in the mythology god has it all planed out, so in other words the god made satan do the things he has done on purpose, like a puppet. So god would technically be the one using satan to do the good, in turn meaning that god did the good through a puppet.

Oh jeebus fuck this conversation Laugh out load

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02-01-2015, 12:12 AM
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(02-01-2015 12:04 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(01-01-2015 11:12 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  But "lucifer" only appears once in the whole bible, and even then it was only the hebrew old testement and even then it was not his name it was hêlêl. Lucifer and his hebrew name mean light bringer. So in turn lucifer only appeared once. Also if you want to get technical, in the mythology god has it all planed out, so in other words the god made satan do the things he has done on purpose, like a puppet. So god would technically be the one using satan to do the good, in turn meaning that god did the good through a puppet.

Oh jeebus fuck this conversation Laugh out load

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02-01-2015, 12:28 AM
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Well a big thing. Saw an incredibly majestic bull elk surveying its surroundings today. Its antlers and posture had me thinking it was a statue until I got close. Damn I love the wild world.
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02-01-2015, 12:46 AM
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2015... Just the thought of the possibilities...

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