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23-02-2015, 10:12 AM
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(23-02-2015 10:07 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 07:58 AM)DLJ Wrote:  My 26 mozzie bites (acquired over three nights in Perth ... so they're Aussie Mozzie bites) have stopped itching.

I finally got around to finding a dentist and ... NO PAIN, now.

Fuck, yes!

Big Grin

What the heck is a mozzie bite?? Huh

I had to google it myself. Apparently it's a mosquito bite.


We call 'em skeeter bites in these here parts. Tongue

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23-02-2015, 10:17 AM
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Reminds me when I had to translate for my Aussie friend.

"Fuck, you got big mozzies."

"Huh?"

Clockwork: "Mosquitoes. Or, well, skeeters, depending."

English to English is fun.


.... and as I type this, a coworker is listening to a Bible app on her phone. I want to drop something and exclaim, "Goddamn Jesus fucking Christ shit fuck!"
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23-02-2015, 11:39 AM
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(23-02-2015 10:17 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  .... and as I type this, a coworker is listening to a Bible app on her phone. I want to drop something and exclaim, "Goddamn Jesus fucking Christ shit fuck!"

Play a Hitchens debate video

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23-02-2015, 01:11 PM
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(23-02-2015 11:39 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 10:17 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  .... and as I type this, a coworker is listening to a Bible app on her phone. I want to drop something and exclaim, "Goddamn Jesus fucking Christ shit fuck!"

Play a Hitchens debate video

Or ask her if the rape and torture scenes are better than 50 Shades.

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23-02-2015, 04:27 PM
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(23-02-2015 01:11 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 11:39 AM)unfogged Wrote:  Play a Hitchens debate video

Or ask her if the rape and torture scenes are better than 50 Shades.

Angel

On the same note, ask here to switch to the Song of Solomon.

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23-02-2015, 05:17 PM
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(23-02-2015 10:17 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  Reminds me when I had to translate for my Aussie friend.
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English to English is fun.




Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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24-02-2015, 05:46 PM
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So I was gonna mope around a bit this evening and continue my rock star pity party until I have to leave town.

Instead, I just got invited out to a hockey (ice hockey) game with a bunch of aerospace engineers Big Grin I'm so excited!!! I hope there are fights!

Now what the hell to wear...most everyone will be in suits.

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24-02-2015, 05:50 PM (This post was last modified: 24-02-2015 05:54 PM by Full Circle.)
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(24-02-2015 05:46 PM)Nurse Wrote:  So I was gonna mope around a bit this evening and continue my rock star pity party until I have to leave town.

Instead, I just got invited out to a hockey (ice hockey) game with a bunch of aerospace engineers Big Grin I'm so excited!!! I hope there are fights!

Now what the hell to wear...most everyone will be in suits.

6” stilettos and lipstick, no one will notice the game.

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24-02-2015, 05:52 PM
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(24-02-2015 05:46 PM)Nurse Wrote:  So I was gonna mope around a bit this evening and continue my rock star pity party until I have to leave town.

Instead, I just got invited out to a hockey (ice hockey) game with a bunch of aerospace engineers Big Grin I'm so excited!!! I hope there are fights!

Now what the hell to wear...most everyone will be in suits.

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24-02-2015, 06:06 PM
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Goddammit. They got the days mixed up. The game is on Thursday. Poop.

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