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05-10-2012, 01:33 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
You guys, quite a lot Smile

Finding comments like // FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING ??? in code I wrote a few months ago.

// Jesus Christ this algorithm sucks balls...

Sunrise Smile
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05-10-2012, 01:47 PM
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Every time I step into the laboratory. It always makes me smile knowing that I will have fun while learning something new.

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05-10-2012, 05:48 PM
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I went to lunch today at a local sandwich shop. I hadn't been there in a few months, and I was glad to see that the gimpy bird that hangs out outside the restaurant was still alive. I always make sure to give it lots of bread crumbs. Smile

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06-10-2012, 01:58 AM
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1) Being passed at high-speed by an asshole...who gets pulled over just up the road.

2) Flipping through my playlist on a bad/boring day and landing on an Otep song.

3) Stumbling to the fridge, opening it and, after much searching through blurry eyes; finding that I have one Coors left.

4) When that Coors is EXTRA cold, just for me Yes

5) Getting a second glance from a cute girl or soccer mom while running errands.

6) Hearing Alex Trebek say "No, soory..." in his Canadian accent.

7) Stopping at a stop-light in my car (the back of which is covered with atheist stickers) and, looking in the rear-view mirror, seeing that the car behind me has a cross hanging from their mirror.

8) Being tired as hell, laying my head down on the cool pillow and remembering that I don't have to fucking be anywhere tomorrow.

9) Waking up the next morning after 10 hours of sleep and realizing I can supplement the next hour or two with any in-bed thoughts/activities I want. Wink

10) Seeing that ChaotikMonki (also known as Cry) has uploaded a new hour-long videogame play-through (the guy makes hilarious commentary as he plays).

11) Remembering it's Tuesday which means
NEWSONSOFANARCHYOFMYFUCKINGGODYES!!!!!!

12) Finding a new and twisted mask online that I just HAVE to buy for my collection.

13) Hearing Atothetheist tell me he thinks I'm a serial killer. (lol)

14) Finding out Dexter apparently has a kid now, which has prompted me to get back into the series after 6 seasons.

15) Finding out that a favored band has released a new album recently.

16) Thinking to myself "I want to go for a pre-dawn kayaking excursion", and realizing I can totally go on a pre-dawn kayaking excursion. Tongue

17) When a creationist finally blocks me on whatever online site we happen to be on. (Seriously, creatards, that just means you realized we were too smart for you to handle any longer. We smile accordingly)

18) Sitting outside on a cool, Autumn afternoon with the orange leaves falling from the trees and reading a good Edgar Allen Poe story.

19) Getting my weekly head-shaving and looking like myself again.

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06-10-2012, 06:44 AM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(05-10-2012 01:33 PM)morondog Wrote:  You guys, quite a lot Smile

Finding comments like // FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING ??? in code I wrote a few months ago.

// Jesus Christ this algorithm sucks balls...

Sunrise Smile

This was one of my favorites in some code I had to debug.

printf("I know this line doesn't make any sense but don't take it out or the program will dump core.");

Fucker's dicking with the stack instead of finding the problem. Big Grin

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07-10-2012, 09:18 PM
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I'm thinking of treating myself to a steak tomorrow. That would make me smile. Smile

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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07-10-2012, 10:05 PM
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This makes me smile. This makes me smile so fucking much!

I love comedy, and I love people talking common sense. So Dara O'Briain is music to my ears;




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Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-10-2012, 03:34 PM
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I had a breakfast barm today.

I LOVE breakfast barms.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-10-2012, 04:08 PM
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I just saw something that made me smile.

A certain vid of a certain member of this forum dancing to a certain song.

I wonder if that person will post it here so we can all enjoy it? Consider

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-10-2012, 05:20 PM
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(11-10-2012 04:08 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  I just saw something that made me smile.

A certain vid of a certain member of this forum dancing to a certain song.

I wonder if that person will post it here so we can all enjoy it? Consider

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