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31-03-2015, 06:25 PM
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HO-LY SHIT
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01-04-2015, 12:34 PM
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Diet mountain dew ^_^

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01-04-2015, 04:44 PM
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Happy dogs.
http://www.rantpets.com/2014/09/19/20-pi...n-theonion

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02-04-2015, 09:13 AM
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3 day weekends

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02-04-2015, 10:32 AM
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What your zodiac sign means for your sex life


Ok, so this is floating around my Facebook feed. Obviously I don't buy into the whole astrology bullshit, but it's still fun for shits and giggles.

I'm an Aries. Apparently my sex partners are in for a wild ride and surprise fingers up their ass Laugh out load
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02-04-2015, 10:47 AM
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My kid's bad spelling.
In her defense, that is how people pronounce "couldn't " around here.

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02-04-2015, 10:51 AM
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(02-04-2015 10:32 AM)Nurse Wrote:  What your zodiac sign means for your sex life


Ok, so this is floating around my Facebook feed. Obviously I don't buy into the whole astrology bullshit, but it's still fun for shits and giggles.

I'm an Aries. Apparently my sex partners are in for a wild ride and surprise fingers up their ass Laugh out load


Well damn, I'm a scorpio. Forever alone I guess Sadcryface
Unless we take into account the changing positions of the stars, I'm a libra Consider
Funny that people believe this stuff.

(30-03-2015 08:47 PM)Colourcraze Wrote:  IT'S THE HOLY GHOST oooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
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02-04-2015, 02:02 PM
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Let me tell you a very traumatic thing that happened to me today that might make you laugh.
What happened was I was about to take a shower after my workout, so I run the shower water and I'm waiting for it to warm up, when I see this wasp crawling on the wall. I run out of the bathroom butt naked and start hyperventilating. I get dressed and try to think of what to do. I call my husband in tears and he tells me to get layers on and at least go and turn the shower off, lol. So, I put on 2 pairs of sweatpants, I tuck one pair of the pants into my tennis shoes, I put on a hoodie and tuck it into my sweatpants, I put on gloves and tuck my hoodie into the gloves, and I tie my hood as tight as I can without compromising my vision. I then grab my electric flyswatter and a broom, and I proceed to stand outside the bathroom with the door cracked half and inch for about half an hour. Alas, I couldn't see him anymore, so I cautiously open the door a little more and I see the wasp is in a weakened state from the steamy bathroom. I spray him like crazy with roach sprays and cover him with a cup.

SO, I didn't even kill him, I just steamed him out. LMAO!! Laugh out load

I know I'm a wimp, but bugs just aren't my thing!! Bechased

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02-04-2015, 07:45 PM
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I spent the better part of an hour today with armed federal agents, and when we parted everyone was on good terms. Smile

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02-04-2015, 07:55 PM
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(02-04-2015 07:45 PM)Chas Wrote:  I spent the better part of an hour today with armed federal agents, and when we parted everyone was on good terms. Smile

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