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18-10-2015, 08:32 PM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(18-10-2015 09:32 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Cleaning out my PMs because my space is nearly full. Found this one..

Dear Anjele

You have received a warning from the staff of The Thinking Atheist Forum.
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For being sassy!
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Only one warning?!?!?!Big Grin

You're a bad, bad girl. Every once in a while I take a peek at my 20% warning level. I'm a bad bad girl too! Big Grin

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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19-10-2015, 08:13 AM
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(18-10-2015 08:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  ...
Every once in a while I take a peek at my 20% warning level. I'm a bad bad girl too! Big Grin

20% ?

Angel

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19-10-2015, 08:30 AM
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So I'm chatting with the gift shop lady and suddenly realise that I have an urgent appointment.

Up the escalator, through the shops, brief pause to hold the door for a young lady who smiled sweetly, swift pace across the walkway to the overpass, across that bridge, through the doors on the other side and down the steps. Should I or shouldn't I? Yes, I'll make it if I'm lucky ... bought that shirt from the sports shop that I'd noticed on my way out and luckily there's no queue at the check-out but the lady seems to take forever to bag it (which is always how it feels when you're in a hurry).
Out of the shop and across the mall / hotel lobby and down the escalator. Out into the hazy heat (it's really hard to breath here ... thanks Indonesia). Fast pace now but I can't afford to take long strides as I dodge the people on their way home after work; straight across the two side-roads without checking for traffic and into my apartment block.
No time to chat with security this time; marching straight for the lifts.
Held the lift for someone I'd overtaken moments ago ... please don't be on a lower floor than me ... damn!
Floor 31 ... swiftly to my outer door ... remove the padlock ... lock it behind me ... unlocked the front door ... raced through the living room ... just got there in time... before my arse exploded.

Big Grin

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19-10-2015, 08:32 AM
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Ewww.....

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19-10-2015, 09:12 AM
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(19-10-2015 08:32 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Ewww.....

Seconded Sadcryface2

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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19-10-2015, 09:22 AM
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(19-10-2015 08:13 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(18-10-2015 08:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  ...
Every once in a while I take a peek at my 20% warning level. I'm a bad bad girl too! Big Grin

20% ?

Angel

Yes! I forget all forum protocol and post naked stuff. I posted a video of a topless ballet dancer, a paper mache naked lady table lamp and Portland's naked bike ride.

I keep forgetting that people usually wear clothes.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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19-10-2015, 09:28 AM
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(19-10-2015 09:22 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(19-10-2015 08:13 AM)DLJ Wrote:  20% ?

Angel

Yes! I forget all forum protocol and post naked stuff. I posted a video of a topless ballet dancer, a paper mache naked lady table lamp and Portland's naked bike ride.

I keep forgetting that people usually wear clothes.

Clothes are stupid.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

"Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister
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19-10-2015, 09:28 AM
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My grandson Jordan. He'll be 2 soon. Smile

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19-10-2015, 09:30 AM
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(19-10-2015 09:28 AM)pablo Wrote:  My grandson Jordan. He'll be 2 soon. Smile

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So cute!
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19-10-2015, 03:48 PM
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(19-10-2015 09:28 AM)pablo Wrote:  My grandson Jordan. He'll be 2 soon. Smile

Fuck! You old codger. I'd have pegged you for 40 at the most.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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