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11-08-2016, 07:14 PM
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(11-08-2016 07:11 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(11-08-2016 01:35 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  I can change the channel my mother is watching on TV from my laptop Evil_monster

*watching porn*

*screams from living room*

Tangentially related, my mother decided to try Cards Against Humanity once. Everyone playing went through before and pulled anything sexual we could find...and forgot one card. First round, mom went, "I'll play this one because I don't know what it means..."

And that's the day I had to explain to my mother what pixelated bukkake was...we didn't make it through the explanation before she said she was done. She never tried CAH again.

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12-08-2016, 10:07 AM
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(11-08-2016 07:14 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(11-08-2016 07:11 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  *watching porn*

*screams from living room*

Tangentially related, my mother decided to try Cards Against Humanity once. Everyone playing went through before and pulled anything sexual we could find...and forgot one card. First round, mom went, "I'll play this one because I don't know what it means..."

And that's the day I had to explain to my mother what pixelated bukkake was...we didn't make it through the explanation before she said she was done. She never tried CAH again.

I've heard of the game. I should buy some cards just for the entertainment value, I guess.
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12-08-2016, 10:09 AM
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(12-08-2016 10:07 AM)Fireball Wrote:  
(11-08-2016 07:14 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Tangentially related, my mother decided to try Cards Against Humanity once. Everyone playing went through before and pulled anything sexual we could find...and forgot one card. First round, mom went, "I'll play this one because I don't know what it means..."

And that's the day I had to explain to my mother what pixelated bukkake was...we didn't make it through the explanation before she said she was done. She never tried CAH again.

I've heard of the game. I should buy some cards just for the entertainment value, I guess.

You have to have the 'right' group of people to play with...people who have a sense of humor and are hard to offend.

I played via Skype with some of the people from here a few times...it can get pretty raunchy. Yes

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12-08-2016, 10:56 AM
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Ziggy got fixed Monday. Of course he hates the cone of shame and has worked hard to get rid of it.

Last night I put an inflatable collar on him and he loved it...slept like he hasn't in days. Then, around 1am one of the other dogs woke me up. And there was Ziggy licking his staples. Dodgy Back on went the cone.

I walked in the back door a few minutes ago to find him standing there with the gauze band used to secure the cone laying at his feet. He had an 'oh shit, busted' look on his face. I know that if a few more minutes would have passed he would have gotten out of the cone completely.

He's a wild one and really stubborn; but he's not stupid.

Six more days before the staples can be removed.

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12-08-2016, 11:44 AM
RE: Small Things That Make You Smile Thread
(11-08-2016 07:14 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(11-08-2016 07:11 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  *watching porn*

*screams from living room*

Tangentially related, my mother decided to try Cards Against Humanity once. Everyone playing went through before and pulled anything sexual we could find...and forgot one card. First round, mom went, "I'll play this one because I don't know what it means..."

And that's the day I had to explain to my mother what pixelated bukkake was...we didn't make it through the explanation before she said she was done. She never tried CAH again.

If you think Cards against humanity is good, try Dirty Neighbors.
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12-08-2016, 12:16 PM
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Fireball, you should! Birdguy1979...I've never heard of it, but now kinda want to play it after googling...

There's also a Christian version called "A Game for Good Christians". My favorite pic I've seen from gameplay is a prompt card of "There aren't enough hymns of _______". And the winning card chosen was "David carrying around a warm sack of 200 Philistine foreskins" with the Bible verse for that.

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12-08-2016, 12:22 PM
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My favorite was playing with my wife, her cousin Michelle, and a lesbian friend of hers. The card was 2 players to my left (the lesbian). I don't want to call her that, I have forgotten her actual name though. The sentence read "______'s last words were, _____________. I filled it in with "Oh, I never should have eaten Honey Boo Boo. That was the winning answer by the way.
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12-08-2016, 06:17 PM
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(12-08-2016 12:22 PM)Birdguy1979 Wrote:  My favorite was playing with my wife, her cousin Michelle, and a lesbian friend of hers. The card was 2 players to my left (the lesbian). I don't want to call her that, I have forgotten her actual name though. The sentence read "______'s last words were, _____________. I filled it in with "Oh, I never should have eaten Honey Boo Boo. That was the winning answer by the way.

I would have voted for that answer...it's both hilarious and realistic. Rare combo!

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12-08-2016, 10:33 PM
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these forums....really 'all y'all' - this past week of hanging out here again makes me remember why I love ya.

I would come across another screen name I haven't seen in ages and remember some of their old posts.

I missed you. Heart


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13-08-2016, 12:20 AM
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(12-08-2016 10:33 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  these forums....really 'all y'all' - this past week of hanging out here again makes me remember why I love ya.

I would come across another screen name I haven't seen in ages and remember some of their old posts.

I missed you. Heart

Glad to have you back Smile

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