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04-06-2012, 10:10 PM
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05-06-2012, 12:18 AM
 
RE: Smile,Jesus loves you.
Look, Jesus' last recorded words were: "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me!" So don't blame him if there's suffering in the world; blame God. Just be careful when you do because evidently, as the photo shows, God says "fuck you" as much as he says "bless you."

Why do we always expect God to be good and loving? When are you going to wake up to the fact that He kills and destroys everything He creates. I like that God--we even named our most recent additon to the family after him (In the photo Athena's thinking about the grilled hamburger she's about to eat with her inch-long canine teeth that God gave her for some reason--she's not thinking of starving Africans at all, bless her little heart. Weeping ).


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And to counter Christopher Hitchens pathetic belly-aching up there, here's the truest sermon you'll ever listen to:


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05-06-2012, 12:49 AM
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(05-06-2012 12:18 AM)Egor Wrote:  Look, Jesus' last recorded words were: "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me!"

...which comes from Psalm hundred something and is more evidence Jesus is a fictional character. I mean, who is gonna remember to spout chapter and verse when they're supposed to be dying in agony? And if could cause he's all "son of god" then his suffering is meaningless. You got about as much sense when it comes to Jesus as I do when it comes to Gwyneth; the difference being, I know I am absurd. Tongue

And they're obviously a bunch of delusional sociopaths. What, this is a surprise to people?

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05-06-2012, 01:03 AM
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(05-06-2012 12:49 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(05-06-2012 12:18 AM)Egor Wrote:  Look, Jesus' last recorded words were: "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me!"

...which comes from Psalm hundred something and is more evidence Jesus is a fictional character. I mean, who is gonna remember to spout chapter and verse when they're supposed to be dying in agony? And if could cause he's all "son of god" then his suffering is meaningless. You got about as much sense when it comes to Jesus as I do when it comes to Gwyneth; the difference being, I know I am absurd. Tongue

And they're obviously a bunch of delusional sociopaths. What, this is a surprise to people?
LOL. Jeebus would have been cursing the bastards who nailed him up on a tree with his last dying breath.

Or was he turning the other cheek?
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05-06-2012, 07:50 AM
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(05-06-2012 01:03 AM)Mark Fulton Wrote:  
(05-06-2012 12:49 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  ...which comes from Psalm hundred something and is more evidence Jesus is a fictional character. I mean, who is gonna remember to spout chapter and verse when they're supposed to be dying in agony? And if could cause he's all "son of god" then his suffering is meaningless. You got about as much sense when it comes to Jesus as I do when it comes to Gwyneth; the difference being, I know I am absurd. Tongue

And they're obviously a bunch of delusional sociopaths. What, this is a surprise to people?
LOL. Jeebus would have been cursing the bastards who nailed him up on a tree with his last dying breath.

Or was he turning the other cheek?
How could he turn the other cheek? He was facing front, from all the photos pictures paintings I've seen.

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05-06-2012, 08:22 AM
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(04-06-2012 08:31 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  How could they even think in this way?


Chaos and Order in ancient history.
Problem of Evil in our current time.

Same story….the difference i think is only on how people use it to support their point of view.
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05-06-2012, 12:03 PM
 
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Well, just for the record, the gospel is told in fictional narrative style. I don't know why people consider it to be historical fact. The idea of the gospel is to impart spiritual truth, and fiction actually does that better than non-fiction. It's just the way our minds work.

Be that as it may, if you're going to say you believe in feeding the poor, if you're going to say you think God wants you to love your neighbor by doing unto him as you would do unto yourself, then there should be a Christian somewhere who will give that kid a sandwich. Personally, I don't give a shit. If that kid were to grow up and be strong and healthy, then he would use that strength to carry an AK-47 and maybe bayonett a few pregnant women, along the way.

What makes anyone think God wants peace on the earth? When has God ever presented Himself that way? When did Jesus ever present God that way? My whole idea of a violent God comes from what Jesus said about Him and from my observations of His creations, especially the process of evolution.

So when you say in a pansy-ass voice, "I'll never submit to a god like that!" All, I have to say is fine; enjoy your pancreatic cancer.

The proper response to God is fear. It always has been. From that fear will grow the psychological defense called identification (look it up). From that identification will grow committment and the delusion of love. And from that delusion of love will come the only love we are capable of--which is and always has been at its core, selfish.

Do you believe this?
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05-06-2012, 12:40 PM
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(05-06-2012 12:03 PM)Egor Wrote:  Do you believe this?

Not entirely.

Fear God and keep his commandments, that is the whole of the matter - I got that one. And it is self-identification that allows one to parse what is meant by "God's commandments." But love as being selfish implies self-preservation and self-interest, and I keep running into contradictions against such a thing. Selfish in the sense that I love, but I don't require anyone to love neither me nor my Gwynnies.

I don't know, but I'm thinking... that's a good thing. Wink

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05-06-2012, 01:35 PM
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(05-06-2012 12:03 PM)Egor Wrote:  Well, just for the record, the gospel is told in fictional narrative style. I don't know why people consider it to be historical fact. The idea of the gospel is to impart spiritual truth, and fiction actually does that better than non-fiction. It's just the way our minds work.

Be that as it may, if you're going to say you believe in feeding the poor, if you're going to say you think God wants you to love your neighbor by doing unto him as you would do unto yourself, then there should be a Christian somewhere who will give that kid a sandwich. Personally, I don't give a shit. If that kid were to grow up and be strong and healthy, then he would use that strength to carry an AK-47 and maybe bayonett a few pregnant women, along the way.

What makes anyone think God wants peace on the earth? When has God ever presented Himself that way? When did Jesus ever present God that way? My whole idea of a violent God comes from what Jesus said about Him and from my observations of His creations, especially the process of evolution.

So when you say in a pansy-ass voice, "I'll never submit to a god like that!" All, I have to say is fine; enjoy your pancreatic cancer.

The proper response to God is fear. It always has been. From that fear will grow the psychological defense called identification (look it up). From that identification will grow committment and the delusion of love. And from that delusion of love will come the only love we are capable of--which is and always has been at its core, selfish.

Do you believe this?
The proper response to a god like that is disbelief. Consider

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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05-06-2012, 02:31 PM
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(05-06-2012 12:03 PM)Egor Wrote:  Well, just for the record, the gospel is told in fictional narrative style. I don't know why people consider it to be historical fact. The idea of the gospel is to impart spiritual truth, and fiction actually does that better than non-fiction. It's just the way our minds work.

Be that as it may, if you're going to say you believe in feeding the poor, if you're going to say you think God wants you to love your neighbor by doing unto him as you would do unto yourself, then there should be a Christian somewhere who will give that kid a sandwich. Personally, I don't give a shit. If that kid were to grow up and be strong and healthy, then he would use that strength to carry an AK-47 and maybe bayonett a few pregnant women, along the way.

What makes anyone think God wants peace on the earth? When has God ever presented Himself that way? When did Jesus ever present God that way? My whole idea of a violent God comes from what Jesus said about Him and from my observations of His creations, especially the process of evolution.

So when you say in a pansy-ass voice, "I'll never submit to a god like that!" All, I have to say is fine; enjoy your pancreatic cancer.

The proper response to God is fear. It always has been. From that fear will grow the psychological defense called identification (look it up). From that identification will grow committment and the delusion of love. And from that delusion of love will come the only love we are capable of--which is and always has been at its core, selfish.

Do you believe this?
The proper response to a god like that is Revoltion. Your concept of Godhas been revolting and rather unfounded to say the very least.

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