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28-03-2017, 02:52 PM
Smurf Smut
Smurfette removed from film posters to avoid ‘inciting feelings’ in ultra-Orthodox Israeli city

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28-03-2017, 02:54 PM
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Smurf porn. Of course there is... because- internet and rule 34. Shocking
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28-03-2017, 02:59 PM
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Is it live action or animation?

I ask this as if I genuinely feel it to be important to the enjoyment of this film. Blink

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28-03-2017, 03:02 PM
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I think its animation, Kimmie, and from what I've heard, genocidally bad.

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That's not it, obviously Rolleyes

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28-03-2017, 03:03 PM
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(28-03-2017 02:59 PM)kim Wrote:  Is it live action or animation?

I ask this as if I genuinely feel it to be important to the enjoyment of this film. Blink

IIRC from the trailer, the Smurfs are the only part that's live action. The rest is animated. Getting Smurf actors is pretty hard in the US, though. They are always afraid of deportation in Trump's America.
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28-03-2017, 03:14 PM
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I knew it was only a matter of time before the Smurfs went 'blue'.
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28-03-2017, 03:28 PM
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(28-03-2017 03:14 PM)pablo Wrote:  I knew it was only a matter of time before the Smurfs went 'blue'.

I think the question on everyone's mind is what colour do smurfs' balls turn when they go blue? Consider

Or! Seeing as there's a whole bunch of them and only one smurfette, is this the worst case of blue balls in history? A blue-ball pandemic, as 'twere Gasp

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28-03-2017, 03:32 PM
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(28-03-2017 02:52 PM)Vera Wrote:  Smurfette removed from film posters to avoid ‘inciting feelings’ in ultra-Orthodox Israeli city

Mods, please don't ban me for posting such hardcore pornographic images, you know my work has fucked me up something awful Undecided

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Let's take bets which one of us is gonna give in first and google smurf porn Drinking Beverage

You know the rules Vera...smurf porn won’t get you banned but you do have to get a spanking.

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28-03-2017, 04:00 PM
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(28-03-2017 02:52 PM)Vera Wrote:  Smurfette removed from film posters to avoid ‘inciting feelings’ in ultra-Orthodox Israeli city

Mods, please don't ban me for posting such hardcore pornographic images, you know my work has fucked me up something awful Undecided

[Image: 2234829356.jpg]

Let's take bets which one of us is gonna give in first and google smurf porn Drinking Beverage
Shocking

I'm feeling triggered!












pfft. Rolleyes These people need to get out more.
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28-03-2017, 04:49 PM
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(28-03-2017 03:28 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(28-03-2017 03:14 PM)pablo Wrote:  I knew it was only a matter of time before the Smurfs went 'blue'.

I think the question on everyone's mind is what colour do smurfs' balls turn when they go blue? Consider

Or! Seeing as there's a whole bunch of them and only one smurfette, is this the worst case of blue balls in history? A blue-ball pandemic, as 'twere Gasp

Oh god... poor smurfette! GaspGaspGasp

Although- you never see smurf children running around, do you? So maybe she's just their matriarch? Wink
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